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Dear Monsanto,
please don't engineer palm trees that produce bombs. If you have already done so, please don't let them get away.
Thanks.
Monsanto are going to blow us all up with GMO palm trees that they're producing to usher in a new age of biological weaponry! Only we, the people together, have the power to put an end to this madness. Stand with me. Sign and share.
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Yet another dangerous monsanto scheme to enslave us all and make us bow down to big pharma! When we will realize that forest gardens and organic fields are the only way to feed everyone naturally amd chemical free
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Just think if terrorists ever learn to breed them!
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Status: Closed — this petition is no longer accepting signatures.
Final supporters
Dear Monsanto,
please don't engineer palm trees that produce bombs. If you have already done so, please don't let them get away.
Thanks.
Monsanto are going to blow us all up with GMO palm trees that they're producing to usher in a new age of biological weaponry! Only we, the people together, have the power to put an end to this madness. Stand with me. Sign and share.
[This petition is satirical]
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I happen to know they are making Palm Trees to produce popcorn, but making Palm Bombs is also such a bad idea, that I'm going to protest that too..
Yet another dangerous monsanto scheme to enslave us all and make us bow down to big pharma! When we will realize that forest gardens and organic fields are the only way to feed everyone naturally amd chemical free
A truly terrifying thought. Thanks for signing.
Just think if terrorists ever learn to breed them!
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I happen to know they are making Palm Trees to produce popcorn, but making Palm Bombs is also such a bad idea, that I'm going to protest that too..