Dear Monsanto,

please don't engineer palm trees that produce bombs. If you have already done so, please don't let them get away.

Thanks.



Monsanto are going to blow us all up with GMO palm trees that they're producing to usher in a new age of biological weaponry! Only we, the people together, have the power to put an end to this madness. Stand with me. Sign and share.

[This petition is satirical]