Hannah Bergman. Lady. Girl. Pal. Bud. Friend. We met in 5th grade and have been best friends ever since we both realized we had the same beanie baby on the bus to Camp Champions. Now she's in Houston and I'm still in Austin and life is terrible. If I get 100 signatures she has agreed to move back to Austin. And by agree, I mean I haven't told her I'm making this and she has no idea and probably won't but that doesn't mean I won't make an obnoxious and theatrical attempt to try. HANNAH BERGMAN IF YOU DON'T MOVE BACK TO AUSTIN I WILL LITERALLY DIE. BE A FRIEND- SIGN THE PETITION FOR "BRING THE BERG BACK TO AUSTIN."