Archie McPhee to create and sell "Writhing Jesus" motion-activated novelty with audio
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The undersigned urge Archie McPhee to create and distribute a novelty crucifix loosely inspired by the Billy Bass novelty toy.
When Writhing Jesus's motion sensor is triggered, Jesus realistically writhes and moans. He also periodically utters phrases such as: "Ahhh! That hurts so much. You did this to me!" / "Please stop masturbating!" / "My God. My God. When do the batteries run out?", "Merry Christmas," etc.
We, the undersigned urge Archie McPhee to waste no time in bringing this sacred and delightfully profane novelty to market, and agreed to buy a minimum of three. (3) units each.
Thank you, and God Bless.
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