Appoint Jeanne Moos of CNN as the Next White House Press Secretary

How stupid does someone have to be to think that serving up some stupid petition is going to mean anything? Good grief, Good Twin, get off your ass and earn a real living instead of mooching off of the state.

If she gets the job, who is going to change my Depends every night? Huma goes down there, but won't go that far.

Comrades, please support Comrade Kenneth's petition. He is friend of Soviet Union.

Ah needs moar gibs! Ahs signin this tishun so dis hoe can feed muh 20 sprogs som kfc!

If i beez sinin dis here petishins will dis here wiet woman be helpin out da black comunity? we beez needin moe sailfoams. I need sum moe KFC fo all 12 of my hongry keedz wit no fadda to be supportin dem. I wan a life time supply of Kools n col fody fives gnomesayin?

I thought his name was James, its a man am I right. What are you packing down there?

Moooooooooooooo!

It's a bird, it's a plane, no it's Jeanne Moos, Marilyn Mansons overweight mother. I'm sure you can plainly see the resemblance.

Yep, I'm up for the first transgender press secretary!

She fat, I likes da fat white wimmens!

Dang, she sure looks like she MOOS. Actually, I have seen prettier cows.

I thought she was dead.

Lord knows we need someone with morals, honesty,, you know, sumpin' different...