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Appoint Jeanne Moos of CNN as the Next White House Press Secretary
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It's a bird, it's a plane, no it's Jeanne Moos, the super-relished news media national correspondent icon of the century. She will make White House news conferences alive and well again. Jeanne Moos has presented newsworthy commentary that is thoughtful, analytical, and yes, VERY FUNNY. Let's light up the White House with truth+humor. (Photo is borrowed from CNN Profiles) Face it. She would be awesome, and WE, THE PEOPLE WANT HER!
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Lord knows we need someone with morals, honesty,, you know, sumpin' different...
How stupid does someone have to be to think that serving up some stupid petition is going to mean anything? Good grief, Good Twin, get off your ass and earn a real living instead of mooching off of the state.
If she gets the job, who is going to change my Depends every night? Huma goes down there, but won't go that far.
Comrades, please support Comrade Kenneth's petition. He is friend of Soviet Union.
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I thought his name was James, its a man am I right. What are you packing down there?
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Status: Closed — this petition is no longer accepting signatures.
Appoint Jeanne Moos of CNN as the Next White House Press Secretary
Final supporters
It's a bird, it's a plane, no it's Jeanne Moos, the super-relished news media national correspondent icon of the century. She will make White House news conferences alive and well again. Jeanne Moos has presented newsworthy commentary that is thoughtful, analytical, and yes, VERY FUNNY. Let's light up the White House with truth+humor. (Photo is borrowed from CNN Profiles) Face it. She would be awesome, and WE, THE PEOPLE WANT HER!
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It's a bird, it's a plane, no it's Jeanne Moos, Marilyn Mansons overweight mother. I'm sure you can plainly see the resemblance.
Lord knows we need someone with morals, honesty,, you know, sumpin' different...
How stupid does someone have to be to think that serving up some stupid petition is going to mean anything? Good grief, Good Twin, get off your ass and earn a real living instead of mooching off of the state.
If she gets the job, who is going to change my Depends every night? Huma goes down there, but won't go that far.
Comrades, please support Comrade Kenneth's petition. He is friend of Soviet Union.
Ah needs moar gibs! Ahs signin this tishun so dis hoe can feed muh 20 sprogs som kfc!
If i beez sinin dis here petishins will dis here wiet woman be helpin out da black comunity? we beez needin moe sailfoams. I need sum moe KFC fo all 12 of my hongry keedz wit no fadda to be supportin dem. I wan a life time supply of Kools n col fody fives gnomesayin?
I thought his name was James, its a man am I right. What are you packing down there?
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It's a bird, it's a plane, no it's Jeanne Moos, Marilyn Mansons overweight mother. I'm sure you can plainly see the resemblance.