On April 30, 2007, the Princeton Philosophy Department\'s Social Committee unilaterally decided that the department is to enter a state of war-theme. Despite massive opposition both from within the department and from other departments, the Committee has maintained its stance, silencing dissenters and forbidding pointless email debates. We, the undersigned, find this party theme either offensive, distasteful, insensitive, less than ideal, or annoying and demand that the theme be changed and that pointless email debates be resumed.