Amazon Prime, please force ex-Top Gear host Richard Hammond to shave his dodgy facial hair off
Amazon Prime has signed up former Top Gear presenters Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond, and James May to present three series of a new car show.
But a promotional picture shows Hammond has grown some extremely dodgy facial hair over the past few months since leaving the BBC.
We call on Amazon Prime to write it into his contract that he must take a shaver to the unsightly bristles before he starts filming the new show, to save us all the agony of having to watch the beard/goatee/hamster that now adorns his chin on screen.
His facial hair's removal will also undoubtedly make the world a better place.
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shave the cunt off and on that bomb shell bye :)
he'll be wanting to borrow one of my suits next
Come on Hamster. Gillette, it's the best a man can get!
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Amazon Prime, please force ex-Top Gear host Richard Hammond to shave his dodgy facial hair off
Amazon Prime has signed up former Top Gear presenters Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond, and James May to present three series of a new car show.
But a promotional picture shows Hammond has grown some extremely dodgy facial hair over the past few months since leaving the BBC.
We call on Amazon Prime to write it into his contract that he must take a shaver to the unsightly bristles before he starts filming the new show, to save us all the agony of having to watch the beard/goatee/hamster that now adorns his chin on screen.
His facial hair's removal will also undoubtedly make the world a better place.
4 Comments
looks like a bird decided to nest on his chin get rid of it richard you look like a tramp
shave the cunt off and on that bomb shell bye :)
he'll be wanting to borrow one of my suits next
Come on Hamster. Gillette, it's the best a man can get!
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looks like a bird decided to nest on his chin get rid of it richard you look like a tramp