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I have made the suggestion that Milamber be allowed to pull our baby up the aisle during the ceremony in his/her pram but this has been utterly shot down by my fiancee. Even talk of putting a bow tie and possibly a top hat on Milamber has been met with disdain.
I'm hoping to attract enough signatures to change Jen's mind about this and allow it to happen. She needs the full weight of public opinion to metaphorically slap her in the tits and show her the error of her ways.
Denying Milamber this vital role is effectively denying happiness to all mankind.
Thank you.
Dean Alexander Pascoe.
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March 17, 2015
Jen remains unmoved by the logic of a bow-tied dog pulling a pram down the aisle. Post this link to your Facebook feed and tag her so she sees the public demand for Milamber to have his moment. Send a text to three friends and tell them why this wedding addition is essential.
March 17, 2015
The momentum behind Milamber is growing and Jen is starting to notice the pressure. Text this link to three friends who need to see the vision of a dog in a top hat. We have to keep this intensity up until the wedding plans change.
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It's only a few times in a lifetime that a cause comes along which is so urgent, so vital, so potentially life-changing and far reaching. THIS is one of those causes. #justiceformilamber
I am not an overtly political person, but I will get involved in causes for which I care passionately. This is one of those causes.
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Dogs in hats are well dapper.
Take the reins Milamber!
haha fucking funny
this should not be stopped!!!
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Status: Closed — this petition is no longer accepting signatures.
Final supporters
I have made the suggestion that Milamber be allowed to pull our baby up the aisle during the ceremony in his/her pram but this has been utterly shot down by my fiancee. Even talk of putting a bow tie and possibly a top hat on Milamber has been met with disdain.
I'm hoping to attract enough signatures to change Jen's mind about this and allow it to happen. She needs the full weight of public opinion to metaphorically slap her in the tits and show her the error of her ways.
Denying Milamber this vital role is effectively denying happiness to all mankind.
Thank you.
Dean Alexander Pascoe.
Updates
March 17, 2015
Jen remains unmoved by the logic of a bow-tied dog pulling a pram down the aisle. Post this link to your Facebook feed and tag her so she sees the public demand for Milamber to have his moment. Send a text to three friends and tell them why this wedding addition is essential.
March 17, 2015
The momentum behind Milamber is growing and Jen is starting to notice the pressure. Text this link to three friends who need to see the vision of a dog in a top hat. We have to keep this intensity up until the wedding plans change.
22 Comments
jen please just let the dog do it. its going to be the highlight of the wedding for everyone i promise #justiceformilamber
It's only a few times in a lifetime that a cause comes along which is so urgent, so vital, so potentially life-changing and far reaching. THIS is one of those causes. #justiceformilamber
I am not an overtly political person, but I will get involved in causes for which I care passionately. This is one of those causes.
More of this sort of thing.
Dogs in hats are well dapper.
Take the reins Milamber!
haha fucking funny
this should not be stopped!!!
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jen please just let the dog do it. its going to be the highlight of the wedding for everyone i promise #justiceformilamber