******This urgent call to action is brought to you by Jem & Susan of "Words Unspoken: The Hills Podcast". http://www.wordsunspokenpodcast.com/ *****

The time has come in American history. We need MTV's iconic "The Hills" series streaming on Netflix to create balance in the universe this summer. The country craves invitation-stuffing at Bolthouse and garment-steaming at Teen Vogue. It needs headbands. America needs drama going down in Les Deux. Our people need to see the first Jenner to grace the reality tv genre. It needs Early Speidi. You know what you did! The amber waves of grain don't want Lauren to be the girl who didn't go to Paris. George Washington would have cried black mascara tears if given the chance. Today is where your book begins, the rest is still unwritten. God bless America, my home sweet home streaming service.

Can we make this a reality (pun intended) in time to save the USA?

"Truth and time tells all." - Justin Bobby

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