Indeed, Ma'am. Like bagging Murphy at a Bwitish Labour gwouse shoot. Fore!
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Tam Bwit-Lab-Havers
11 years ago
Bollux is bollux for a' that...
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Blatant Fiction
11 years ago
Down with this sort of thing.
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Mickey Mouse
11 years ago
Whoever came up with the idea for this petition should get a life
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Brian Ferguson
11 years ago
I'm just asking questions.
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Willie Gaviscon
11 years ago
With civil servants racking up 666 sessions a day on her poetry blog site you would think they were issued with a prescribed poetry reading list. This raises further concerns that the political neutrality of Scotland's civil service has been tainted by this domineering poetry government. I have submitted another Freedom of Information request to find out how many words rhyme with Sturgeon on the Scottish Parliament website to finally prove how Liz Lochead has infiltrated the very fabric of the Government and to preserve freedom of speech she must be fired from her post as Makar and have all her works locked away from impressionable voters who might start to think.
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Nigel Thishasgonetoo-Farage
11 years ago
Back in your box, you whining Jocks. The referendum is over, we won. Nurse, I need my medicine now. Nurse? Hello? I am so very lonely.
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Jonathan Ballache
11 years ago
I'll tell thee what. It's bad enough they've got a Jock doing this job, but one of them cybernationalists to boot. Bring back the birch. That'll sort the beggars out!
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The Last of my Labour Shampoo
11 years ago
Beyond me how we'll get back together
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Margaret Thatcher
11 years ago
Good grief, we in Scotland, especially we of us floating above Scotland and gloating, must really be represented by those sanctioned by the right thinkers, that is, the right wing. Let us speak of the former glories of Britain in our arts, and ignore the dire mess all around. It's the proper way. Rule Britannia!
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Theodor Adorno
11 years ago
Danke, Schottland: at last, your fearless tune-mongers and dazzling broadsheet gossipists have cracked the aesthetico-political antinomy. You have my envy and my thanks. Fucking nice one boys! Aye yours, Theo. PS - art is condemned to provide the world as it exists with a consolation that — shorn of any hope of a world beyond — strengthens the spell of that from which the autonomy of art wants to free itself. The principle of autonomy is itself suspect of giving consolation. But nice one all the same!
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Whit Abootery
11 years ago
Featured
If oor poet wis a red, red, rose, we'd all say that's OK. But noo we ken she's a swivel-eyed nat, we'll Makar rue the day!
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Danny Alexander
11 years ago
What's your plan B Liz? Come on now, you must have a plan B!!!!!
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Sir Walter Scott
11 years ago
Admit it, you've all just been waiting for me to pop up haven't you?! My private army is on standby to fight this OUTRAGE under command of "leading arts figure" James MacMillan
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William Wallace
11 years ago
MAAAAKKKKAAAAAARRRRR
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Alistair Darling
11 years ago
Oh for goodness sake, what these blood and soil nationalists are doing to poetry is [inaudible mumble]!
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William Topaz McGonagle
11 years ago
Featured
On yonder hill, there stands a Makar - She's a nationalist noo, so we should sack 'er!
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Tom TomClub
11 years ago
What are words worth?
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Jim Murphy
11 years ago
Christmas is coming, the geese are getting fu' , please ge'ez a penny soz I can buy some Irn Bru. I used tae get free boattles fir product placement own my crate, but noo Barrs say nae RedTories so um bEGGin at yer gate!
Indeed, Ma'am. Like bagging Murphy at a Bwitish Labour gwouse shoot. Fore!
Bollux is bollux for a' that...
Down with this sort of thing.
Whoever came up with the idea for this petition should get a life
I'm just asking questions.
With civil servants racking up 666 sessions a day on her poetry blog site you would think they were issued with a prescribed poetry reading list. This raises further concerns that the political neutrality of Scotland's civil service has been tainted by this domineering poetry government. I have submitted another Freedom of Information request to find out how many words rhyme with Sturgeon on the Scottish Parliament website to finally prove how Liz Lochead has infiltrated the very fabric of the Government and to preserve freedom of speech she must be fired from her post as Makar and have all her works locked away from impressionable voters who might start to think.
Back in your box, you whining Jocks. The referendum is over, we won. Nurse, I need my medicine now. Nurse? Hello? I am so very lonely.
I'll tell thee what. It's bad enough they've got a Jock doing this job, but one of them cybernationalists to boot. Bring back the birch. That'll sort the beggars out!
Beyond me how we'll get back together
Good grief, we in Scotland, especially we of us floating above Scotland and gloating, must really be represented by those sanctioned by the right thinkers, that is, the right wing. Let us speak of the former glories of Britain in our arts, and ignore the dire mess all around. It's the proper way. Rule Britannia!
Danke, Schottland: at last, your fearless tune-mongers and dazzling broadsheet gossipists have cracked the aesthetico-political antinomy. You have my envy and my thanks. Fucking nice one boys! Aye yours, Theo. PS - art is condemned to provide the world as it exists with a consolation that — shorn of any hope of a world beyond — strengthens the spell of that from which the autonomy of art wants to free itself. The principle of autonomy is itself suspect of giving consolation. But nice one all the same!
If oor poet wis a red, red, rose, we'd all say that's OK. But noo we ken she's a swivel-eyed nat, we'll Makar rue the day!
What's your plan B Liz? Come on now, you must have a plan B!!!!!
Admit it, you've all just been waiting for me to pop up haven't you?! My private army is on standby to fight this OUTRAGE under command of "leading arts figure" James MacMillan
MAAAAKKKKAAAAAARRRRR
Oh for goodness sake, what these blood and soil nationalists are doing to poetry is [inaudible mumble]!
On yonder hill, there stands a Makar - She's a nationalist noo, so we should sack 'er!
What are words worth?
Christmas is coming, the geese are getting fu' , please ge'ez a penny soz I can buy some Irn Bru. I used tae get free boattles fir product placement own my crate, but noo Barrs say nae RedTories so um bEGGin at yer gate!
Makar is better than your kar.