Let me tell you about my dude Victor. He's one of the sexiest men in southside Minneapolis. He's got a rockin body, an amazing personality, and stacks paper to the ceiling. But there's one slight flaw. His hair. There's so much untapped potential on this head and he refuses to realize it. I plea you to sign this petition to make Victor realize how much more dead sexy he could be with waves like the ocean. Thank you.