If you have found this petition, it is because you, like others before, have noticed a fundamental decline in the promotion of actual American values. This decline is not only abroad, but present in our very country. That there is now a complete lack of three of the most basic American values in our younger generations: Making money, Substance abuse, and copious amounts of unprotected sex with multiple (possibly under aged) partners! My simple solution to this is putting a man that has spent a lifetime promoting these values among his predecessors in greatness, a man that is not only a poet but the living embodiment of what it means to be an "American Gentleman". A man that started well over 900 families without ever asking for anything in return! So dear like minded individual, I suggest adding the bust of the legendary David Lee Roth to Mt.Rushmore. Additionally, the head of David will be made hollow where several full service bars and "grotto's" will be erected as well as a living quarters where David will be placed in solitary confinement. He will only be allowed visitors once a year during the summer solstice, the visitors will be considered tribute, and will consist of only ten young women of pure character from each of the ten wealthiest cities in America. This cycle will continue until David passes on, at which point a male child born on the day of his death will be named the new incarnation of David Lee Roth, and be placed in the head, however the cycle will not continue until the new incarnate has reached the age of 10. If this construction is not possible due to various reasons. Having "Crazy From the Heat" be made mandatory reading by all students of all states during their 7th year of formal education will be an acceptable substitute.