Many moons ago Adam was plucked from our ranks like some superfluous miscreant due to Jason's reckless life-quest to spread his seed. The time is upon us for Adam's return to his rightful place, 3A. For without Adam, we only get good coffee one day per week - unacceptable. Please sign this petition to beseech powers that be to return Adam to 3A so we can have good coffee.

Everyone who signs will receive a free MP3 of Adam's Song by Blink 182 (24 Kbps only).