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No Internet for Hala

No Internet for Hala

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Ugan D.
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Hugh J.
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Ivanna T.
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Al C.
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Patt M.
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Human
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Ahmed
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Fatima A.
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Abdulla
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Mooza
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Started by Ebrahim Moh'd 8 years, 6 months ago

We, the council of the internet, ask for you to join us in our movement to block Hala "The Son of Ali"'s access to the world wide web and general access to the internet. We see that the suspect had been abusing her use of the internet, and making it all about her.

Instead of studying, Hala had been using her time on the internet to create "Snapchat Lenses". Evidence provided shows the defendant had been using copyrighted material inappropriately such as the face of Sire Shrek the Great and Dame Hannah of Montana. She also had been suspected of using bootlegged copies of graphic design programs to create these filters, and frankly, we don't think she's doing a good job at it anyhow...

Witness, Juliet, claims that her life had not been the same ever since Hala was given a device to access the internet with. Always trying to use the witness in her snapographic 'Snapchats', and giving her anxiety. The witness also claims that Hala had been portraying her as an evil creature filled with anger and rage, others disagree by supporting the witness who is known for her fluffy adorableness.

The defendant also had been caught in the action of spamming her friend's on their peaceful 'WhatsApp' and 'Snapchat' groups.

Defendant had pleaded guilty, however, we need you, the people, to support us in our movement in blocking her access to the internet.


7 Comments

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Omar Thompson
8 years ago Featured

Finally some justice. The Shrek filters were actually traumatizing and my eyes needed a break anyway. Cut the cords.

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Abdulla
8 years ago Featured

As the son of Ali’s brother, I give permission for whom it may concern to withhold the perpetrator from sending and receiving traffic by any means necessary. She deserves it for sending me snaps AND posting it on her story. I’m surprised the death penalty is not on the table. Disgusting.

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Human
8 years ago

Hala is a loser

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Ahmed
8 years ago

Hi

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Fatima Alaali
8 years ago

HALA U NEED THIS! U SUCK AND THIS IS FOR UR OWN GOOD. We still lub u do

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Mooza
8 years ago

Cuz why not, don’t hate me

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Shut up
8 years ago

Shut up

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