We, the viewers, have lost enough in recent weeks. We have lost all hope to privacy due to being spied upon by the NSA. We have lost the ability to keep our doctors and health care plans. We have lost the ability to start our own non-profits without being harassed by the IRS. We have wandered aimlessly without answers to Benghazi. And now, in the cruelest blow of all, we are being told that we must lose Bill Schulz too?! It's inhumane; it's just too much too soon!
The slightly wonky, yet profound, Schulz was a main reason why thousands literally tuned in to "Red Eye" to keep us company as we wax rhapsodic over the political nonsense coming from D.C.
No one has ever had the ability to gaze deeply into the camera lens and bore into the souls of the viewers quite like Schulz.
Bill Schulz has been part of "Red Eye" since the beginning and the show is not the same without its token "repulsive sidekick".
We ask that FOX News send a overwhelmingly massive gift basket of food, sundries, and dog toys to Bill Schulz and, on bended knee, request that he quickly return to his proper place before the cameras.
Updates
February 6, 2015
I am honestly stunned by how many of you feel the same way about missing Bill. This momentum belongs entirely to the community that keeps showing up for him. Thank you for proving that his presence on the panel truly mattered.
November 28, 2013
I noticed we crossed the one hundred signature mark and I am truly caught off guard. It is clear that I am not the only one who misses seeing Bill on the panel. This is entirely due to your efforts and I am genuinely humbled by the response.
Reached 100 supporters
November 25, 2013
183 Comments
Much as I admire Greg's brilliance and wit, I have to say that the show has gone very much downhill without Bill. It's lost its humorous edge, and now consists too much of panelists laughing uproariously at things that aren't funny. It's become a low-calorie version of "The Five."
Didn't agree with him half the time but damn he was funny, and the conservative, liberal and libertarian aspect of the show was what distinguished it from just another show where everyone agrees with each other how boring is that.
Put Andy Levy back into the half time slot (he is best taken in small doses) and certainly reinstate Bill Schulz. Gutfeld is not clever / funny enough to carry the show. Bill was the inspiration for the other guests to loosen up and be spontaneous.
Bring back Bill, the old set with street signs from 2008, and the Gutfeld irreverence that made this show (at one time) truly hilarious. As it stands now, Red Eye is a meek, politically-correct shell of its former shelf
without Bill, Red Eye is just another stodgy political commentary show. Not worth watching now. I erased it off my DVR list until and if Bill returns.
I miss him!
I liked him.
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We, the viewers, have lost enough in recent weeks. We have lost all hope to privacy due to being spied upon by the NSA. We have lost the ability to keep our doctors and health care plans. We have lost the ability to start our own non-profits without being harassed by the IRS. We have wandered aimlessly without answers to Benghazi. And now, in the cruelest blow of all, we are being told that we must lose Bill Schulz too?! It's inhumane; it's just too much too soon!
The slightly wonky, yet profound, Schulz was a main reason why thousands literally tuned in to "Red Eye" to keep us company as we wax rhapsodic over the political nonsense coming from D.C.
No one has ever had the ability to gaze deeply into the camera lens and bore into the souls of the viewers quite like Schulz.
Bill Schulz has been part of "Red Eye" since the beginning and the show is not the same without its token "repulsive sidekick".
We ask that FOX News send a overwhelmingly massive gift basket of food, sundries, and dog toys to Bill Schulz and, on bended knee, request that he quickly return to his proper place before the cameras.
Updates
February 6, 2015
I am honestly stunned by how many of you feel the same way about missing Bill. This momentum belongs entirely to the community that keeps showing up for him. Thank you for proving that his presence on the panel truly mattered.
November 28, 2013
I noticed we crossed the one hundred signature mark and I am truly caught off guard. It is clear that I am not the only one who misses seeing Bill on the panel. This is entirely due to your efforts and I am genuinely humbled by the response.
Reached 100 supporters
November 25, 2013
183 Comments
Bill makes the show sane. He balances out Greg and the others. Please don't ax him... We LOVE him. Who else could come up with Manatee Gray? NO ONE. Keep him. It is the same as axing Andy Rooney. WE love him in his eccentricities.
Much as I admire Greg's brilliance and wit, I have to say that the show has gone very much downhill without Bill. It's lost its humorous edge, and now consists too much of panelists laughing uproariously at things that aren't funny. It's become a low-calorie version of "The Five."
Didn't agree with him half the time but damn he was funny, and the conservative, liberal and libertarian aspect of the show was what distinguished it from just another show where everyone agrees with each other how boring is that.
Put Andy Levy back into the half time slot (he is best taken in small doses) and certainly reinstate Bill Schulz. Gutfeld is not clever / funny enough to carry the show. Bill was the inspiration for the other guests to loosen up and be spontaneous.
Bring back Bill, the old set with street signs from 2008, and the Gutfeld irreverence that made this show (at one time) truly hilarious. As it stands now, Red Eye is a meek, politically-correct shell of its former shelf
without Bill, Red Eye is just another stodgy political commentary show. Not worth watching now. I erased it off my DVR list until and if Bill returns.
I miss him!
I liked him.
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Bill makes the show sane. He balances out Greg and the others. Please don't ax him... We LOVE him. Who else could come up with Manatee Gray? NO ONE. Keep him. It is the same as axing Andy Rooney. WE love him in his eccentricities.