Friends, Romans, Andy with an R,

The wait time for the office microwave has increased 35 YoY*. Experiencing this growth in demand has forced my hand to ask for your support in acquiring a second microwave. Damo has said he will approve if he gets a minimum of 42 signatures. Now is our time, rise up, stand firm in your courage, sign the petition to end the wait now!

*number not based on real data. only vibes. read terms and conditions.