Petition to help Elon Musk purchase Coca Cola so he can put the Coke back in it
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When I was in jail for neurodivergent prostitution, I used to sell crack to the staff there, and I had my fingerprints taken over 50 times in connection with many different cases. Now 42 years later, those same fingertips are tapping on a plastic keyboard to leave this message of utmost importance for humanity. Make Coca-Cola Great Again!
This means absolutely nothing to me. In fact, I'm convinced it's the greatest scam ever created....Also, don't listen to John Gjoni. We're not friends. I met the guy once at a wedding and somehow, he's out here acting like we tight.. Proceed at your own risk. Drink the poison if you must.
A good friend of mine from the hard streets of Myanmar once said that Coca Cola is like Penguins - Red Bull gives you Wing Stop. And I concur!
My friend Mo said that this is of personal importance to him and that if I want to live an exhilarating life I should also sign, so here we are.
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Petition to help Elon Musk purchase Coca Cola so he can put the Coke back in it
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Historians do not believe in me, but I believe in myself becasue of coke.
When I was in jail for neurodivergent prostitution, I used to sell crack to the staff there, and I had my fingerprints taken over 50 times in connection with many different cases. Now 42 years later, those same fingertips are tapping on a plastic keyboard to leave this message of utmost importance for humanity. Make Coca-Cola Great Again!
This means absolutely nothing to me. In fact, I'm convinced it's the greatest scam ever created....Also, don't listen to John Gjoni. We're not friends. I met the guy once at a wedding and somehow, he's out here acting like we tight.. Proceed at your own risk. Drink the poison if you must.
A good friend of mine from the hard streets of Myanmar once said that Coca Cola is like Penguins - Red Bull gives you Wing Stop. And I concur!
My friend Mo said that this is of personal importance to him and that if I want to live an exhilarating life I should also sign, so here we are.
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Historians do not believe in me, but I believe in myself becasue of coke.