LYVER FAMILY PUBLIC ROAD RESTRICTION ACT
My friend James keeps getting into car accidents. Then when he doesn't get into car accident his girlfriend does. Then when she doesn't get into car accidents he does again. Then when they both don't get into car accidents his brother does. I believe the Lyver family and associates are hexed and must either be banned from all public roads or exorcised to free the car crash spirit. Either way, get the Lyver family off the roads.
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Love this! Really promotes a sense of community and civic duty.
Miku dayo~!
This cannot continue.
he is a public menace and needs to be off the road‼️asshole‼️‼️
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LYVER FAMILY PUBLIC ROAD RESTRICTION ACT
My friend James keeps getting into car accidents. Then when he doesn't get into car accident his girlfriend does. Then when she doesn't get into car accidents he does again. Then when they both don't get into car accidents his brother does. I believe the Lyver family and associates are hexed and must either be banned from all public roads or exorcised to free the car crash spirit. Either way, get the Lyver family off the roads.
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He’s a piece of shit
Love this! Really promotes a sense of community and civic duty.
Miku dayo~!
This cannot continue.
he is a public menace and needs to be off the road‼️asshole‼️‼️
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He’s a piece of shit