My name is James and I'm hoping to get the opportunity to sing one... or two (!) (woah) songs at Joe Lycett's new pub on the telly! 

I have two potential songs in mind. The first is about my old pool team that ended sadly due to the pub shutting down and the other is from the perspective of a dog that wants to kill a squirrel!! A good range I would say.

Problem is, Joe Lycett hasn't offered me the gig ...yet!

That's where you come in.

Feel free to give the songs a good gander on a streaming service near you... James Tomlinson - We're 'The Causeway' (Pool Team)' & James Tomlinson - I'm Gonna Kill That Squirrel.

Then, when you undoubtedly probably fall in love with the songs, sort us an email and gerrit signed bossman!

Thank you and goodnight.

P.s. In the photo I'm using a pineapple juice to stand in as a microphone.. sue me.