We don't want this guy here. As we speak, the IRS is attempting to serve him with tax fraud papers, but they can't reach him because his front door is permanently blocked by a mountain of empty delivery bags. Every single day, without fail, he orders 10 double cheeseburgers and 20 chicken nuggets. His legs officially filed for bankruptcy and quit working years ago, partly from the daily calorie assault, but mostly because they refused to carry the weight of his unpaid back taxes.