Wesley.... Wesley why? Why do you even need to be two people?Just...Wesley. I really like your name.

However, that is beside the point. The point is that we (actually just me) have decided to bring to your attention how confusing and strange it is that you have at least forty-eight accounts on facebook and use them all in the same chat.

Why do you even need that many? What do you even do with them all? Do you send Facebook Farmvillegifts to yourself?

Wesley.

You need to stop.

Just buy a real cow, Wesley.

Farmvill isn't even that fun.

This is madness.

Wesley.

Just...

Your name.

Is the best name.