Yod Hunt Monkey Rights

The petition

We, the undersigned, want Yod to enact the following changes to the Yod Hunt:

1. Judge the Yod Hunt based on three criteria: First Complete Post, Best Single Picture, and Best Complete Entry to allow people to participate as they can.

2. Increase pay to 5 free-range organic bananas per day.

3. Allow Yod Hunt participants a "Favorite" vote to determine the group's favorite weekly entry. Group Favorite winners will receive an electronic ribbon award to display on their VOX entry.

4. Allow "grooming" during business hours to ensure pesky pests do not disrupt working time.

5. Open the Yod Hunt on Friday morning and close it on Monday evening to maximize the picture-taking window of opportunity.

6. Hire a maid so that Jody does not have to clean up after Yod ~AND~ 12 monkeys.

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