Anthony Weiner, for the sake of other people named Weiner, please pull out of the race for New York City Mayor.
And stay out.
Never mind what an amazing knucklehead pervert you are, you have betrayed and embarrassed us, the other Weiners, and it’s time you made yourself scarce. Disappear. We never want to see a “new Weiner”, so resist the temptation to make a come-back.
While you’re at it, why not change your name too, maybe to Anthony Jeomk or Carlos Nifoc?
Even if you're not named Weiner, remember -- WE'RE ALL WEINERS NOW!
Read more at the fantastic URLs we were lucky enough to grab:
weinersagainstweiner.com or wienersagainstweiner.com