Without her, Facebook will continue to be a fruitless void of vapid celebrity gossip, somewhat disgusting food pics, and uninteresting stories about what one's baby/child/pet did that day.

Dr. B has the power to singlehandedly transform Facebook into a force for good. She alone can slay the stupids and lay waste to the ill-informed. (Plus, she could post pics of her lovely garden, and who wouldn't enjoy that?)

Let us unite our voices to convince Dr. B of her innate potential to change the world via a personal Facebook account. Together, we can do it!