Television sucks nowadays- plain and simple. We need a television messiah to lead us through the garbage brought onto us like "life of cryin" and "my spoiled ass 16 birthday party". We need someone who is kickass and a lady killer, oh yeah- not to mention funny as old people getting hurt! This is why we must nominate WADE FUCKIN SIMMONS. He is a legend, ask him yourself! He is going to be starting up a skate shop in the middle of nowhere, is 20, and single- holy shit, MTV I know you just creamed yourself after reading that!!! You need to get on it. Hook Wade Simmons up and get him his TV show!! The ratings will be higher than the super bowl, and there is guarenteed to be no animal cruelity... just midgets. Do it or suck ass forever! GET WADE ON TV!!!!
P.S. That bum needs a job anyways!
Some things featured include:
Buying a skateshop and running it.
Launching a midget from a giant catapult.
Tying roadkill to the back of someone\'s car.
Getting Chris on ninja warrior.
A gorilla suit.
Pissing off people at fast food resturants.
An old dude on fire.
Degrading stuff for cash.
Havoc in a small quiet town of old people.
Taking over the ghost town >=D
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