Uwe Boll makes low-budget movies and speaks out for independent film makers. Some do not like his movies and feel he should stop making movies. This is absurd and all the more reason he should continue making movies. If his movies stir up any kind of emotions, good or bad, it is because the viewer is witnessing art. Uwe Boll is a genius and I know that to be true because I am a genius and can pick them out of a crowd. Gay people have this internal radar they call a "gaydar" that lets them spot other gay people in a crowd. I have something similar called a "retardar". For the most part, it blares in my head all the time, blocking out the words and ideas of the endless stream of retards that enter into my life. However, every once in a rare while, my retardar goes silent, and I know I am standing before some kind of genius. I hear what Uwe Boll is saying loud and clear, and that can only happen because Uwe Boll is a genius.
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