"With great age, comes great speed reduction and weight gain" Our beloved Tyrone Long has shown many signs of his ever increasing age, regularly forgetting undergarments and footwear. This age has made his on-pitch decision making lacklustre and inaccurate. Therefore, as memory is lost, weight gained, and hairlines receeded, we must take it upon ourselves to do the best thing for the old chap: Move Tyrone to Tight-head. With our abundance of Loose-heads all insisting they are too good for 3, we can kill two birds with one stone by selecting our appropriately proportioned (and forgetful) Saffer at 3. Join the Green and Blue movement to get Ty to 3!