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  1. 1
    Name: Tommy T on Nov 9, 2006
    Comments: Is this the free condoms petition
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    Name: Anonymous on Nov 9, 2006
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    Name: Anonymous on Nov 9, 2006
    Comments: I completely sympathise - whereas you can always add an extra jumper/fingerless gloves, it would be deemed unacceptable to sit at your desk in your Y-fronts, therefore there is really only one option: turn the heat down!
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    Name: Toby Burnett on Nov 9, 2006
    Comments: Taylor loves to mudge
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    Name: Anonymous on Nov 9, 2006
    Comments: When did Robert Fleck start working for you...
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    Name: Robin Leeburn on Nov 9, 2006
    Comments: It's when it starts getting hot downstairs that the problems truly arise, get that thermostat down befor eits too late!
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    Name: Juan Grinch on Nov 9, 2006
    Comments: I am disgusted with this flagrant breach of your rights. It would be a totally understandable reponse to sit at your desk naked. In fact it seems that it is your only option at this stage
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    Name: Anonymous on Nov 9, 2006
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    Name: Kevin Connor on Nov 9, 2006
    Comments: a baking hot office i getting hot and sweaty just thinking about it
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    Name: Will Marston on Nov 9, 2006
    Comments: I completely agree. I work next door and can't stand it. If things don't change soon I'll get the enviro -menatlists round to swap your lightbulbs for turnips.
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    Name: MC Bassman on Nov 9, 2006
    Comments: You Gwan Like Mr. Kipling...Exceedingly Good Me Bredrin
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    Name: Burning Buddha on Nov 9, 2006
    Comments: You remeber the famous picture of me on fire I think Blur used it on a cd cover, or maybe it was Rage Against the Machine... Anyway, I didn't turn the heating down and look what happened to me....SORT IT.
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    Name: Simon Luard on Nov 9, 2006
    Comments:
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    Name: FOXY on Nov 9, 2006
    Comments: The first rule of combat: THE TOOL! THE TOOL! Turn the fucking heating down you grut ol' fannywaps
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    Name: Jimmy Cranky on Nov 9, 2006
    Comments: Hot Todd...lol
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    Name: Lion-O on Nov 9, 2006
    Comments: The last time I was on Third Earth with Snarf - Bloody Mumm-Ra attacked me with a "Hot office" spell - it was freaking murder!! I had to have panthro do a fart in my face to cool me off - it was awful!! I gave him a bloody thrashing with my sword of omens - and then went off for tea with cheetara in the ice castle to calm my hot state... I understand your plight!! Turn DOWN the temperature!! Its for the Best - HOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
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    Name: Ainsley on Nov 9, 2006
    Comments: i like my barbecue chicken and my women hot but not my offices. I like them cold, like ice cream...preferably vienetta
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    Name: Schnarf on Nov 9, 2006
    Comments: Snaarrrf snarrffff snarf....Snarrrrf snarrf snaaaaaaaaaarf schnarf
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    Name: Lion-O on Nov 9, 2006
    Comments: The last time I was on Third Earth with Snarf - Bloody Mumm-Ra attacked me with a "Hot office" spell - it was freaking murder!! I had to have panthro do a fart in my face to cool me off - it was awful!! I gave him a bloody thrashing with my sword of omens - and then went off for tea with cheetara in the ice castle to calm my hot state... I understand your plight!! Turn DOWN the temperature!! Its for the Best - HOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
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    Name: Razza on Nov 9, 2006
    Comments: Turn it down, i can smell Gwin's (unt!
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    Name: Mario on Nov 9, 2006
    Comments: I'm a Mario... and I can't a stand it when Bowser's castle getsa hot. If I don't have a Flower Power when I go in, I almost always a die. My beautiful but not as famous brother, Luigi is the same, And so is that prick a tease Peaches.
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    Name: Sharne Hughes on Nov 9, 2006
    Comments: Its nice and cool here in the AXA office ha ha !!!
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    Name: Skeletor on Nov 9, 2006
    Comments: I remember when He-man came round for a bath at my snake mountain and broke the thermostat!!! I had beastman and Trap-Jaw working ALL NIGHT to fix it - and Evil Lynne almost passed out with the heat!! The WORST thing was bloody He-man just left - and BATTLECAT laft a MASSIVE SHITE on my doorstep!! Thats gratitude for you!! We havent spoke since - the moral - HEAT DESTROYS RELATIONSHIPS!!!!
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    Name: Gimli on Nov 9, 2006
    Comments: My name is GIMLI. I am writing to beg of you to turn it down on the heating. At the moment my GLOIN is uncommonly wet through perspiration. It's like i fu(king pissed myself! Also i sweat like a total GAMGEE in my beard.. it's like a just performed a cunnilinguis on TREEBEARD! You know that hot burning fanny the FRODO sees. That's what my a-hole feels like! Turn it down or i get scotch midget heavy on your ass!! Ker-pooow!!
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    Name: Mario on Nov 9, 2006
    Comments: Ahhh yes...cunnilinguis...just like mamma used to make. I'm a gonna win...
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  26. 26
    Name: GOD on Nov 9, 2006
    Comments: I am God. Therefore, I rule. If you don't like the heat, get out of the Henleys. Comprendez Vanilla face
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    Name: Ron Jeremy on Nov 9, 2006
    Comments: I could not work in these conditions, even with my high tollerence levels to heat. Please turn it down.
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    Name: Five-o on Nov 9, 2006
    Comments: turn the music down, turn the music down LISTEN - i dont care about the heating. Some pussy ole has stolen my jacket. I paid hard earned money for that fucking jacket. If i see any of you in my jacket im going to rinse the bumbaclaaat.
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    Name: Massa Mbekwe on Nov 9, 2006
    Comments: This countree is faa too cold. I agree with the ladys at work. Keep it hot and sweaty.
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    Name: Anonymous on Nov 9, 2006
    Comments:
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    Name: Kurt Russell on Nov 9, 2006
    Comments: Hi Kurt Russell here. You may remember me from such films as Tango and Cash and Big Trouble in Little China. When I played Stephen 'Bull' McCaffrey in Backdraft (another Movie Classic in which I starred) the guys on the set used to say, "Hey Bullmesiter (That's what the guys on set called me), how is it that you can stand such hot temperatures ". I used to say to the guys, "Hey, I'm just a "COOL" guy and if you can't stand the heat...get the FUCK out the kitchen you Fucking Cunts".
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    Name: 2 Scundies on Nov 9, 2006
    Comments: Keep the heat up bitches, we like our man hot and sweating out of their a's. It's mudge-time.
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    Name: Optimus Prime on Nov 9, 2006
    Comments: Heat - dont get me freaking started about heat - i was having an energon lunch at Autobot City last month when MEGATRON turns up with a couple of tickets to THE CAYMEN ISLANDS. Ive told him several times - that i like to holiday in colder climates - but he doesnt fucking listen. So off we go - apparently SOUNDWAVE and GRIMLOCK said it was great - and you dont have to tip the service. Any way - we got there and it was like A FUCKING VOLCANO my gears had to be greased 30 times and my RADIATOR EXPLODED!! I was furious with MEGATRON - i mean its easy for him - he's a FUCKING WALTER PPK GUN - and im A FUCKING TEN TONNE TRUCK. I had to cool my AUTOBIT MATRIX OF LEADERSHIP in the TOILET!! Needless to say it was the worst holiday ever. Keep the heat down.
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    Name: Jason Dozzell on Nov 9, 2006
    Comments: It was never me that threw the pavlova unut. Dont start cos my brother is a handicapped. Has anyone my packed lunch
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    Name: George W Bush on Nov 9, 2006
    Comments: You fellas know I like my takeaway Korean hot and spicy, but this is way overboard. Hell, it's a smoking hole in here. This stuff is NUCLEAR! Pure 45 minutes. Hey, wha'do I know
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    Name: Rumpa Shaker on Nov 9, 2006
    Comments: Heat on Hizzle! I wanna bounce my bumber.
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    Name: Kevin Connor on Nov 9, 2006
    Comments: Please turn the heat down. My left foot goes all retard in the hot.
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  38. 38
    Name: Mr Birthday on Nov 9, 2006
    Comments: The other Mr Men and Little Miss's don't give me no respect. I'm AM a real Mr Man! I have feelings too.
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  39. 39
    Name: Mr Christmas on Nov 9, 2006
    Comments: I know you are Mr Birthday...I know you are.
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    Name: Mr Happy on Nov 9, 2006
    Comments: FUCK you two. You're nothing! Hargreeves never even touched your ass. 100% original alreeeet!
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    Name: Jim Magilton on Nov 9, 2006
    Comments: top of the mornun to ya - turn the cunting heat down you fucking eeediots. fuck shit cunt heat turn fuck down fuck shit.
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    Name: Big Daddy Cordy on Nov 9, 2006
    Comments: turn up the heat on these damn mutherfucks water on the brain like ducks sweat upon the pit like coalmine Cum upon the tit like Connor on Jo time but not the Webster strictly the new flex Tallwa swap a licky for the man sex was it really worth it yes Burnett big on the luvvy duv duv but girl get tired of the rubber glove glove Who spot boomer on the fig vine NO FLASH PHOTO - spack him out big time proper
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    Name: Phil on Nov 13, 2006
    Comments:
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    Name: Simon Weston on Dec 3, 2006
    Comments: For fuck sake don't make the same mistake I did and get that thermostat looked at. I hear Ben Allen is now a sparky... but do bear in mind he also applied for the job of my co-pilot in the Falklands and turned up to the interview wearing a dress and fake mostache. And no, there's no relation between myself and Toddy Bear.
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