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We demand that Donald Trump prove his hair is real!

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In the wake of Donald Trumps demand to see proof of President Obama's valid US birth, we believe that what's good for the goose is good for gander. Increasingly disturbing evidence has emerged that the hair on Mr. Trump's head is not actually his own. It clearly is anchored on the far side of his scalp, and suspiciously doesn't move much in the front even on a windy day. The lustrous, yellow blond color is also out of character for a man his age, and shocks of gray have been spied sprouting out near the ears and sideburns, implying a hairpiece.   No video or still picture in the last 30 years has clearly demonstrated that Mr. Trump's hair is his natural own. There are no affidavits by any credible person in existence today, that attest they have seen Donald Trump's hair uncombed, rooted in his own scalp, over the same time period. In the spirit of hair, er, FAIR play, justice and equal treatment of presidential candidates, we, the undersigned, demand that Donald R Trump hereby, and forthwith, post video proof that the hair on his head is actually his own.

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