TP the Eiffel Tower
I truly believe that it is a travesty that NASA has ever covered the Eiffel Tower in toilet paper! I demand that NASA get off their keisters and start planning an important emergency mission to cover the Eiffel Tower with toilet paper. And once we have all 1,462 sitgnatures, I'll send this to NASA, and we can make it happen! Because, if there's one thing that government organizations listen to it's internet petitions, the only way to truly get things done!