Finally the one petition we've all been waiting for!
Yes! The Tory Cull is finally upon us! It is a scientific fact (see below) that Tories are known to spread diseases such as 'twatilitus' which causes tories and their supporters to experience an overwhelming urge to condemn British wildlife to some of the most violent ends! Other serious symptoms include overtaxing, fabricating propaganda to benefit Tory agenda (i.e repeal fox hunting), and the falsifying of political promises!
Twatilitus is terminal. The only way to prevent it from spreading is to undertake a national cull.
All Tories shoud be gathered into a close group and doused with sewage. Then glitter should be sprinkled over their snotty faces. That is the only cure. Sparkling poop.
This petition says 'we are sick of your lies, sick of your violence and sick of the falsehoods!'
No badger cull! No repeal! No Tories!
*scientific data used is useless and made up, according to tory custom.
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