BECAUSE HE NEEDS TO STOP APOLOGIZING FOR THINGS HE NEVER DID OR NEVER INTENDED TO DO, BECAUSE BE HONEST WITH ME, HE'S MADE OUT OF UNICORNS AND KITTENS AND RAINBOWS AND HE'S BRITISH AND LOVES TEA AND RAINY WEATHER AND EVERY FRIDAY HE TWEETS 'FRIDAY, I'M IN LOVE' BY THE CURE. SO SUPPORT THIS CAUSE.