Petition:
To ban yoga pants at inappropriate venues
The reasons:
There is inconsiderate and vulgar flaunting of several women’s’ buttocks, crotch areas, and leg shapes that is unacceptably distracting and dangerous in certain public places. It’s too flashy!
If you’re not doing yoga, working out, or jogging in Wall-Mart, banks, the DMV & DSS (Government Buildings.) waiting rooms, malls, or working with our food in the restaurants that allow it as dress code, why are you showing it off so much? If you’re Woo-Ha is showing in a yoga-toe am I supposed to feel safe about you being the one making my food?