Kendoe Slice and Craig the Crusader have been in the down under for some time. Until now it has been a secret, but they have been on a highly classified government mission to save the world. I don't really have to many details on the inn’s and out's of how they actually did it, but armed with nothing but lager and cigarettes, these modern warriors accomplished their mission on the 21st of December just in time for Christmas..... So with the 2012 Doom’s Day Prophecy avoided and Earth once again safe and at peace, the pair were left with some down time. True to their home town sprit they've been partying none stop ever since, and have spent up, had to take refuge in an abandoned old model Ford KA, with nothing to eat but the floor matts and shaggy interior. They are Legends Among Men, this can not go on much longer. Please support this cause; it's imperative that the quota for the signatures is reached ASAP.

When we are successful, the completed petition will be presented to The Greatest (Unheard of) UK Hot Air Balloon Race Champion of the 1990's. He plans to bring our men home. He’s sworn that the moral support of 10,000 people from across the Nation, will give him the confidence and determination too Captain a one-man rowing boat and journey across the earth, even though has never sailed before. When asked about his reluctances to take to the air he remained mute. However it has become apparent that our Sailor must have developed vertigo in late years, explaining his early retirement. Anyway I digress