Whereas The Fox! was happily enjoying his Facebook account before it was rudely inactivated by the staff at Facebook;
Whereas electronic confirmation of friendship with The Fox! brought untold amounts of happiness to his many friends;
Whereas we can vouch that The Fox! is a true living entity with a real name;
Whereas The Fox! should be afforded all the same rights, freedoms, and responsibilities as his fellow UNC students;
We, the undersigned, demand that Facebook administrators restore The Fox!\'s account with all due haste.