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2601
Name: David Nalbandians Rancid Dungbox on Sep 28, 2012Comments: beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelFlag
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2602
Name: William Wilton's Slippers on Sep 28, 2012Comments: i'm so lonelyFlag
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2603
Name: Grant Malcolm on Sep 28, 2012Comments: One Scotland many cultures? Time for the persecution to stop. We have had enough. We demand parity now.Flag
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2604
Name: Kirk Broadfoot on Sep 28, 2012Comments: I think that as well as defending the Unionist, Protestant and Loyalist people we should also support a countrywide safety campaign on the dangers of boiling eggs.Flag
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2605
Name: Lorenzo Amanarsehole on Sep 28, 2012Comments: I spent it all on Baileys.Flag
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2606
Name: Chuckles Green on Sep 28, 2012Comments: I propose that we stand up to these bigots by buying lots of shares, having a friendly with Linfield as close to St Patricks day as possible, buying shares, demanding parity with Timmy and buying shares. Make sure you give me, I mean, the same, consistent Rangers it's always been your moneyFlag
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2607
Name: Beel Geldof on Sep 28, 2012Comments: There was a lot of beelin going on that night Cruising time for the young, bright lights Just down past the gasworks, by the meat factory door The five lamp boys were coming on strong The Saturday night city beel had already started and the The pulse of the corner boys just sprang into action And young beely watched it under the yellow street light And said "tonight of all nights there's gonna be a beel" beely don't like it living here in this town He says traps have been sprung long before he was born He says "hope bites the dust behind all the closed doors And pus and grime ooze from its scab-crusted sores There's screaming and crying in the high-rise blocks" It's a rat trap, beely , but you're already caught And you can make it if you want to or you need it bad enough You're young and good-looking and you're acting kind of tough Anyway it's Saturday night, time to see what's going down Put on a bright suit, Billy, head for the right side of town It's only eight o'clock, but you're already bored You don't know what it is, but there's got to be more You'd better find a way out, hey, kick down that door It's a rat trap, and you've been caught In this town Billy says "everybody's trying to tell you what to do" In this town Billy says "everybody says you gotta follow rules" You walk up to the traffic lights You switch from your left to your right You push in that button, and that button comes alight And it's "Walk, don't walk, walk, don't walk Talk, don't talk, talk, don't talk Walk, don't walk, walk, don't walk Talk, don't talk, talk, don't talk" Hey, Billy, take a walk, take a walk, take a walk Billy, take a walk, take a walk, take a walk Billy, take a walk, take a walk, take a walk Hey, Billy take a walk with me Well, little Judy's trying to watch "Top of the Pops" But mum and dad are fighting, don't they ever stop She takes off her coat and walks down to the street It's cold on that road, but it's got that home beat Deep down in her pocket she finds 50p Hey, is that any way for a young girl to be "I'm gonna get out of school, work in some factory Work all the hours God gave me, get myself a little easy money" Now, now, now, na na Her mind's made up, she walks down the road Her hands in her pockets, coat buttoned 'gainst the cold She finally finds Billy down at the Italian cafe When he's drunk it's hard to understand what Billy says But then he mumbles in his coffee and suddenly roars "It's a rat trap, Judy, and we've been caught..." Rat trap You've been caught in a rat trapFlag
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2608
Name: William Wilton on Sep 28, 2012Comments: I wanted this club to be a shining beacon for all - a light for the end of the working week in each ordinary mans' lives. Then some backstabbing wee toady pushed me off the boat and kept his brogues on my head for over a minute - I will haunt this club forevermore - whoaooooo whooooaaaaoooFlag
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2609
Name: Barrie Loves Russ on Sep 28, 2012Comments: All I ever think about is Russ stuffing his meat feast deep through my slot. As long as it is in 30 minutes or less.Flag
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2610
Name: The Silhouette Foundation on Sep 28, 2012Comments: We are a not for profit organisation based upon a founding principle that our members should not be discriminated against simply because they have neither form, identity, organs or any kind of tissue that could in any way indicate any life whatsoever. Just because we might not be "normal" if you cut us do we not bleed? (metaphorically of course). The montage that the BBC showed before the Rangers motherwell game deeply offended our many members (despite us being able to show this in any form except mime) who feel enough is enough. We have asked our sole "bodied" representative - morph - to appear before parliament (parlement??) to raise this issue and support this petition. A SILHOUETTE DIED PEOPLE - RECOGNISE!Flag
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2611
Name: MilkteaseMack on Sep 28, 2012Comments: Up The Ra'Flag
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2612
Name: Bill McMurdo on Sep 28, 2012Comments: 'mon lads. Nearly there.Flag
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2613
Name: Higher Fench Speaking Project on Sep 28, 2012Comments: alors tout d'abord je voudrais dire q'ua mon avis on n'apprecia pas la bonne sante et quesi on n'a pas la bonne sante on n'a pous pas faire ce que l'on voudrais dans la vie.Flag
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2614
Name: Dirty Dingus McGhee on Sep 28, 2012Comments: Quite cleary the BBC are anti Rangers bigots, they only showed our game live and gave us a healthy pay day into the bargain so they could mock us. Throw the cash back in their faces says I, we shall not be moved, our Gallant forefathers...yadayadayadaFlag
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2615
Name: BH1972RFC on Sep 28, 2012Comments: I tried to sine this petishon on lots of occasions. The voice of the orrdinerry Rangers fan is not being hurd. If it wasn't for people like me and other loyal Rangers men, you'd all be speaking German. The permenently Über offended Timmies have to know that we shall not be discombobulated any more. We will take a stand against Rome and against Celtic I am going to finish my contribution that only military men will be able to desifer. Wednesday Echo Alpha Romeo Echo Tango Hotel Echo Panda Echo Ostrich Panda Lollipop EchoFlag
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2616
Name: Girvan Loyal on Sep 28, 2012Comments: Look at my breasts jiggle. Hee Hee.Flag
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2617
Name: Barry Ferguson on Sep 28, 2012Comments: Awright fuds, captain Bazza here. Ahm pure ragin` wi aw this shite aboot ra rangers. Square go doon the kebab shoap fur any wideo thit wants tae post thur pish oan this magnifisunt pat..pit..peti..sh...petishu......list ah names fur saving the...whitever it is wur savin........ ahm geein` ye the fingers cunto , aye youFlag
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2618
Name: Ross Whyte on Sep 28, 2012Comments: unacceptable government ignorance!Flag
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2619
Name: David Greene on Sep 28, 2012Comments: we want answersFlag
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2620
Name: Barry Mormom on Sep 28, 2012Comments: Me no happy. Me sad. Me want ice cream.Flag
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2621
Name: Craig Whyte on Sep 28, 2012Comments: Money, money, money Must be funny In the rich man's world Money, money, money Always sunny In the rich man's world Aha-ahaaa All the things I could do If I had a little money It's a rich man's worldFlag
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2622
Name: Gary Tank Commander on Sep 28, 2012Comments: My programme is actually funnier than this shit. And i cannot say that very often.Flag
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2623
Name: William Wilton on Sep 28, 2012Comments: Hello? Is that the coastguard?Flag
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2624
Name: R Sole on Sep 28, 2012Comments: How come the taigs hivny been sent tae div 3? A fuckn conspiracy goin on here. Bill? Whits goin on here??Flag
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2625
Name: A Crestfallen Bill McMurdo on Sep 28, 2012Comments: Well, this turned out well, didn't it ?Flag
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2626
Name: Eminem on Sep 28, 2012Comments: Will the real Bill McMurdo please stand up please stand upFlag
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2627
Name: The Ghost Of William Wilton on Sep 28, 2012Comments: WhoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooFlag
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2628
Name: Keith 'Jingle-Jangle' Jackson on Sep 28, 2012Comments: I was asked to referee last nights spat here between Chic Young and Jim Traynor but I took that long tryin tae get super-ally tae cum, I completely missed everything, sorry guys!Flag
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2629
Name: Bukkake Bill McMurdo on Sep 28, 2012Comments: Hello sailors! Bill here. I am loooking for nsa sex with guys aged between 16-65, looks aren't important (i'm not exactly a looker myself!) and i couldnt care less if you are 5 stone or 50 stone! All I care is that you have a cock! I am into BDSM, submission, fisting, mild-torture (or extreme if you can handle it!) I'm especially into parties and taking e's and ending evenings having the wrong-end (right end!!!!) of champagne bottles rammed up mah arse and chucked in swimming pools (just like William Wilton..hee..hee...) I can travel anywhere, and will but it would be better if you had your own place, i hate cleaning cum and shite of my bed-sheets!! I know, im a lazy auld poof!!Flag
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2630
Name: Graham Spiers on Sep 28, 2012Comments: Hi there Bill, it's Spiersy here. If you are interested, I will be around Byres Road tommorow, if you fancy meeting up for a couple of pints in the chip? It's in Ashton Lane and the do a great red and have a cracking cheese-board. We could maybe catch a movie next door and head back to mine afterwards, see what happens and whatever but my dad is an old bible-bashing mentalist, so we'd have to keep the noise down in case he's listening through the letterbox, so e's are def out and we'll have to be careful of the floors varnish, cum is a nightmare to polish out so try and take ot easy with the ejaculate.Flag
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2631
Name: Bill McMurdo on Sep 28, 2012Comments: Youze are all a bunch of fucking fandans man. Ya fucking bams think you're fucking bamming me up? Ah'll fucking bam you up. Think you can act the fucking cunt wi me? Ah'll fucking funny cunt you ya bunch of fucking rockets. Fucking zoomers that's all youze are. RTID.Flag
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2632
Name: Bukkake Bill McMurdo on Sep 28, 2012Comments: Hi Graham, sorry but i have already sorted some arse for tommorow night! I know!! I'm such a slut!! But if it's cool, i could meet you a bit later, say about 10-11pm tommorow night, if you're still about the west-end? I'll have company, obviously, but if he's cool with it, how about the 3 of us make a night of it later at yours? Me and Andy could spit-roast you?? We're heading into town during the day, going to pick up a couple of huge arse dildos!! We could bring these too???Flag
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2633
Name: Stupid Garykerr on Sep 28, 2012Comments: thank you bill for standing up for our unionist rights you are a pioneer in the rangers crisisFlag
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2634
Name: Graham Spiers on Sep 28, 2012Comments: Bill, i've got such a raging hard-on right now! Yes, deffo, i'll tell you what. I'll sort out a couple more bodies and we'll all head to one of theirs, that way my dad won't be an issue and we can make as much mess as we like...and if i can actually stop myself from ejaculating tonight, there is sure going to be one helluva mess i can tell you! I havent had sex for soooo-long because of that old bastard, my nuts are like 2 tins of Fussels milk! I'll be in the chip at that time, i'll head out a bit later then and see you when i see you! Cant't wait!!! G.S. xxxFlag
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2635
Name: Paddy O'Doors on Sep 28, 2012Comments: Smelly hun fucks.Flag
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2636
Name: Paddy O'Doors on Sep 28, 2012Comments: Smelly hun fucks.Flag
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2637
Name: Bukkake Bill McMurdo on Sep 28, 2012Comments: Thats fine Graham, i'll be there! Yes, that sounds like a plan, btw, my friends are big on the pissing thing so just a wee heads up! I hope your friend has a good sized bath but a shower would still be ok i guess. Anyways, take care and i'll be seeing you tommorow. Bill. xxxFlag
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2638
Name: Graham Spiers on Sep 28, 2012Comments: Bill. Stop it!! My dad's outside my bedroom door right now and the old bastard can hear me giggle excitingly!! I better go now and turn of the light, i can't type in in the dark (but don't worry, i suck a mean cock in the dark!) so i'm going to sleep before father comes in. See you tomm. Honestly can't wait!! G.S. xxxxxxxxxFlag
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2639
Name: James Rae on Sep 28, 2012Comments:Flag
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2640
Name: Robert Lawson on Sep 29, 2012Comments: Inaction by this government is an endorsement by this government to the anti rangers agenda. This will be remembered at future elections.It seems as if this country reflects poorly to the rest of the world by the inaction or is it endorsement of sectarian abuse towards Rangers football club.I urge every rangers minded person to take it upon themselves to complain and fight for civility and respect for this great club and beat the true bigots .Flag
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2641
Name: Charlie Cooley on Sep 29, 2012Comments: a full government enquiry should be carried out into the SFA & SFLFlag
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2642
Name: Mark Paton on Sep 29, 2012Comments:Flag
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2643
Name: Joanna Lumney on Sep 29, 2012Comments: Sir David Murray shagged me on a porn movie with Paul Baxandale Walker which was a success, the movie titles are "Midnight Moonbeams" and he gave us EBT's and we're all wanting Rangers die and they did!Flag
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2644
Name: Bruce Wayne on Sep 29, 2012Comments: Hivnae we bin punnished enuff? Sumdys gottae dae suthin. Thurs gottae be sumwan tae stan up tae aw the corrupshon n' at...If ainly there wiz sumdy oot there...we need a hero.Flag
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2645
Name: Bruce Wayne on Sep 29, 2012Comments: right...ah huv a plan.Flag
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2646
Name: Batman on Sep 29, 2012Comments: I understand the SPL want to seize the assets of the signatory above. Including a powerful fusion reactor. This is corrupt. Something has to be done... And I... I shall be your hero....I'm Batman.Flag
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2647
Name: Peter Parker on Sep 29, 2012Comments: It concerns me greatly that the SPL, who wield great power are not being responsible with their use of that power. As everyone knows, I was raised a Catholic. You can tell because Aunt May says her prayers when Uncle Ben dies in the movie about my life. But that doesn't mean I can't support the Rangers. In fact, it should lend extra credence to my assertion that the SPL are pure bigots.Flag
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2648
Name: Stan Lee on Sep 29, 2012Comments: Cease and desist with this Spider-man pish. I didn't invent Spider-man for some know nothin' bigot to misappropriate his catchphrase to try and make out it is alright to cheat for a decade and more. PS Do what you like with Batman, he is a DC character. I only care about Marvel characters.Flag
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2649
Name: Daniel Dyer on Sep 29, 2012Comments: I'm here, right in the heart of this petition and it is all kickin off proper nawty. These fans of Celtic ave gone ann eyejacked this petition to make a mockery aaat a this Mac Muuurdo geezer. Mac Muuurdo as gone ann it the roof. ees proper fackin lost it ann started writing abaaat super eeroes. If these Celtic fans aint careful, there'll be fackin claret everywhere. Bee aive your fackin selves.Flag
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2650
Name: Superman on Sep 29, 2012Comments: As a homogeneous Kryptonian, I couldn't give a fuck about these zombie bawbags.Flag