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1. 2551
   Name: William Williamson on Sep 26, 2012

   Comments: YES we won against Motherwell - get it up ye Timmy!

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2. 2552
   Name: Bill McMurdo on Sep 26, 2012

   Comments: I've decided to dedicate this petition to homogeneous bears still hidden in the closet. As a homogeneous bear myself I can understand the permanent pain these bears are constantly in. If you have seen any bearettes you'll understand why we are homogeneous. Sign this petition to support a homogeneous bear's pain.

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3. 2553
   Name: Robert Morrison on Sep 26, 2012

   Comments:

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4. 2554
   Name: A Very Sad Football Fan on Sep 26, 2012

   Comments: My girlfriend has just given birth and, unfortunately, the baby came out dead. I know what this means and I'm extremely upset - I just can't believe she's been having an affair with a zombie.

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5. 2555
   Name: Yvonne Mcleod on Sep 26, 2012

   Comments: we are the best but been sleeping for too long

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6. 2556
   Name: Anonymous on Sep 26, 2012

   Comments: I'm a Catholic Rangers fan & I am glad to sign this petition, as I am sick of the victimization of Rangers FC & it's fans. We're not saints - but we don't claim to be (unlike other clubs' fans). There is an unsavoury element of fans from every club, yet it is rarely mentioned or highlighted. As opposed to Rangers fans who are actually generalised as 'racists' and/or 'bigots'. It even seems to be fashionable to refer to Rangers fans in this way. The way the SFA & SPL are currently hounding Rangers can only be described as a witchhunt. It is unfair & it is a disgrace. Why not try to focus on trying to improve the Scottish game? Which, unfortunately, is in a dire state.

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7. 2557
   Name: Yvonne Mcleod on Sep 26, 2012

   Comments: I just found out that my dad isn't actually my biological father...but every cloud and all that....at least it's not incest anymore.

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8. 2558
   Name: Kermit The Frog on Sep 26, 2012

   Comments: banana na doo doo do doo doo banana na doo doo doo doo

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9. 2559
   Name: Bill McMurdo on Sep 26, 2012

   Comments: My village is holding their annual incest competition. I've entered my sister.

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10. 2560
    Name: Stuart McCollsack on Sep 26, 2012

    Comments: d'oh!

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11. 2561
    Name: Stewart Mc Cal on Sep 26, 2012

    Comments: Dear Diary, Very disappointed after the Motherwell v Sevco game tonight, after bending over and taking one from Sally, he didn't give me a kiss at the end of the match. :(

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12. 2562
    Name: Grieg Bell on Sep 26, 2012

    Comments: Fed up being treated as a minority in my own country

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13. 2563
    Name: Horny on Sep 26, 2012

    Comments: Dear Greig, You can ring my bae ae ael, ring my bell ring my bell! grow a pair!

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14. 2564
    Name: Ghandi on Sep 27, 2012

    Comments: i think most sane fans on all sides are sick of all this unionist,republican BS. I have been a gers fan all my life and treat politics totally seperate from football. I call upon all like minded people, the silent majority to be heard and speak out against the nasty pieces of work from all sides operating on the old tinternet. Most gers fans are decent the same as for every club....if you are too mindless to be takin in by the internet bigots on both sides it shows you are either a) gullible.....b) dont really have a clue about scottish football and would rather troll the net than actually watch a game...or c) one of them. Personally I think mcmurdos, phil and many more sites are detrimental to our game and only pedal hate........wheres the love folks lets get on with making scotland a force to be reckoned with again instead of our bickering tea lady status

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15. 2565
    Name: Anonymous on Sep 27, 2012

    Comments: Nothing will come of this. Apathy

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16. 2566
    Name: Brian Bawbag on Sep 27, 2012

    Comments: If Rangers, or whatever name we may be called, cannot cheat, then we cannot compete at the top. History has shown all great Rangers sides have kicked and cheated our way to many victories and financial doping has always ensured the old Rangers (deceased) remained ahead of the tarriers. Would Scotland rather have the Fenians than the mighty Glasgow Sevco 5088? I don't think so! Our so-called friends in high places have let us down too, the Orange Order are just daft auld men and carry no influence these days and the government?! Tarriers! The Westminster Government? Tarriers!! They whole country, including the Kirk and the Ludge has been infiltrated by Peter Lawwells Scottish Illuminati. Were all going to he'll in a hand cart!

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17. 2567
    Name: Bill McMurdo on Sep 27, 2012

    Comments: 'mon lads. Nearly there...

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18. 2568
    Name: Andrew McLaughlin on Sep 27, 2012

    Comments: Signed. High time this anti-Rangers Cabal was exposed for the corrupt bigots they are.

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19. 2569
    Name: Lee McCullugh on Sep 27, 2012

    Comments: I fully support my unionist brothers and sisters in thir quest. I'd also like to dedicate the 3 points I heled us win last night to this noble cause.

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20. 2570
    Name: Ally McCoist on Sep 27, 2012

    Comments: Somebody told me there was free pies on here. I demand to know who these people are?

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21. 2571
    Name: Allan Cochrane on Sep 27, 2012

    Comments:

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22. 2572
    Name: East Kilbride Covenanters Flute Band on Sep 27, 2012

    Comments:

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23. 2573
    Name: Scott Holt on Sep 27, 2012

    Comments:

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24. 2574
    Name: Al McLeod on Sep 27, 2012

    Comments:

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25. 2575
    Name: Mad Men Silhouette Guy on Sep 27, 2012

    Comments: Hi there, Is this where I register my complaint at my silhouette being used on the BBC in relation to some fat guy from Scotchland? I am disgusted. I am, at the very most, a 34in waist and I utterly refute any accusations that I resemble some gargantuan pie-eater.

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26. 2576
    Name: Jeffrey Lebowski on Sep 27, 2012

    Comments: Your revolution is over. Condolences, the bums lost.

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27. 2577
    Name: Robert Best on Sep 27, 2012

    Comments:

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28. 2578
    Name: Steven McNamee on Sep 27, 2012

    Comments:

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29. 2579
    Name: Steven McNamee on Sep 27, 2012

    Comments:

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30. 2580
    Name: John Wilson on Sep 27, 2012

    Comments:

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31. 2581
    Name: Sherry (in Logjammin Video) on Sep 27, 2012

    Comments: You must be here to fix the cable.

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32. 2582
    Name: Maud Lebowski on Sep 27, 2012

    Comments: Lord. You can imagine where it goes from here.

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33. 2583
    Name: The Dude on Sep 27, 2012

    Comments: He fixes the cable?

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34. 2584
    Name: Maud Lebowski on Sep 27, 2012

    Comments: Don't be fatuous Jeffrey.

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35. 2585
    Name: Walter Sobchak on Sep 27, 2012

    Comments: Shut the fuck up Donny, you're out of your element!

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36. 2586
    Name: Walter Sobchak on Sep 27, 2012

    Comments: I told that fuck down at the league office... who's in charge of scheduling?

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37. 2587
    Name: Andy Robertson on Sep 27, 2012

    Comments: Let the Scottish sfa be showing for what the really are scum

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38. 2588
    Name: Andy Robertson on Sep 27, 2012

    Comments: nom nom nom nom nom mmmm salty

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39. 2589
    Name: Mahatma on Sep 27, 2012

    Comments: Right on Ghandi!

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40. 2590
    Name: Porn Again Christian on Sep 27, 2012

    Comments: Hi, I've come to fix the refrigerator....ohh, it's over here...it's so hot!

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41. 2591
    Name: Frank Zappa on Sep 27, 2012

    Comments: Who ARE the brain police? We demand to know!

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42. 2592
    Name: Jim Traynor on Sep 27, 2012

    Comments: If my legs could support my weight, I would come down there myself and punch you all on the nose. Who do the lot of you think you are? I sat at the table (a large oak table, possibly early 18th century with matching, immaculately upholstered chairs) and was treated to the kind of succulent lamb any of you tarriers could dream of. Unlike the Fray Bentos pies served by the Parkhead boardroom and that is why we need a strong Rangers (Deceased) and a stronger Sir David Murray at the fore of society. Who wants taigs lording it over us all all the time and being smug just because THEIR club isn't the one thats been hung, drawn and quartered, set on fire and pissed on. It's becasue they taigs hide it better than us..i mean, them..i mean, Rangers..anyway, as I was saying, who the hell wants the tarriers being the biggest club in the land? I know I certainly dont! I like to be awarded for my sickening sycophantic propaganda, I want to be rewarded with Sir Minty's finest reds, boldest burgundy's and lamb so succulent, it mets in your mouth. I don't want the twix machines of Celtic Park or the tuck shop at Pittodrie. I want succulent lamb and i want plates and more plates filled with nothing but succulent lamb and heaps upon heaps of roast potatoes and glazed parsnips. I want some more to take home in a doggie bag to later fill my anus with! Lamb, lamb, lamb!! Oh, I could happily eat the stuff 24hr's a day! (Boik, squelch, fart etc noises...) Aww naw...mah huge sweaty, lardy fat arse has had an accident, fuck it...no-one will notice over the smell of my B.O.

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43. 2593
    Name: Ally McBeel on Sep 27, 2012

    Comments: Somebody telt me aboot this Pie that was neverending...sounds lovely, cannae wait, whits aw this 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510.. stuff aboot tho` ?

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44. 2594
    Name: Chic Young on Sep 27, 2012

    Comments: Jim. It's Chic. His lordship may have entertained you with succulent lamb and fine wine but I sucked the cock of the man! Yes, I sucked Sir Minty off, not just once, but many a time in his oak-paneled Ibrox office, and I swallowed too! So fuck off fatso!

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45. 2595
    Name: Jim Traynor on Sep 27, 2012

    Comments: Chic. Do you honestly think that I never sucked Minty's cock?? Haha, i swallowed so much of Minty's cum one night, I was admitted to the Marc Almond wing of the Royal Infirmary, so fuck off yourself.

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46. 2596
    Name: Billy Weearrapeepellll on Sep 27, 2012

    Comments: Help me get a grip of reality pleeeeeze

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47. 2597
    Name: Bill McMurdo on Sep 27, 2012

    Comments: I am the REAL Bill McMurdo - FACT. I love banging ma wee stumpy poadger aff ma sister's saggy tits and fist-fucking her arse till it bleeds so ah get a RED HAND. Ah'm pyoor prodisint n yoonyinist n luillist tae the core so ah pyoor hate the kafflix n moozlins n jooz n blax n ayzinz n yoorohpeenz n evrihin n ah'll fuck ma sister tae the deaf tae pyoor fite fur mah buleefs so ah wul

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48. 2598
    Name: Mongo Pondes on Sep 28, 2012

    Comments: i have cancer of the bawbag and only have months to live, am beelin at this, any kaffliks want to gape my dungbox before i tearfully say goodbye to my beloved edge

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49. 2599
    Name: Bib Fortunas Maw on Sep 28, 2012

    Comments: I have a tiny boaby

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50. 2600
    Name: Tina on Sep 28, 2012

    Comments: i can fit a 2 litre bottle of irn bru up ma fadge

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