The Toronto Blue Jays are important to us. We believe in the potential of this team as a force for good in the city, country, and world at large. Colby Rasmus is a key piece of this organization and his ability to live up to his potential is of critical importance. Not on the field, of course, but in every aspect of his life. That is why I am starting this petition to force the Blue Jays to help Colby achieve greatness. All those signing this petition believe that can only happen if the team drafts language in his contract mandating that he grow a moustache and only refer to himself in the third person. The dream can be real. Change we can all believe in. Let's make the world a better place.