Dan's colon injustice has continued for far too long. This injustice, like all injustices, must be amended and reconciled. We the people of the Internet demand a) that he, Dan, remove his colon for the Greater Good, b) that he, Dan, change his steam name to just Dan, c) that from hence forward, hence forth, and hereafter his, Dan's, name shall and ought to be, limited to but not expanded upon, Dan.