Dear Mr TFL MAN!

I am writing on behalf of my nostrils, they have experienced abuse repeatedly when boarding any TFL transport.

I wish to tell you that my experience on the buses and trains is NOT a pleasant one. Not only are the buses and trains extremely dirty, are scientifically proven to carry more bacteria than a toilet, but the people that use the trains are also disgusting.

I have never understood and will never understand why you have fabric seats, yes so when the drunken man wee’s all over the seat and the fabric soaks it up, I can sit in the same spot and have his wee residue all over my bum as I travel to university. WHY do you not have plastic chairs? Please look into the underground trains in New York, they have air conditioning AND plastic seats, it’s like heaven in the form of a train.

Please PLEASE for the love of our nostrils and for the love of the bacteria our clothes; PLEASE issue out chewing gum, mouthwash, deodorant and body spray for individuals who buy travel tickets, and give bus drivers the ability to refuse an individual from travelling if they smell badly.

SIGN THIS PETITION IF YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THE STINKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!