In this day and age, there are no sure things. The world could end as we know it in the blink of an eye. That's why when life offers you a chance to secure a sure thing, you take it. You take it hard.

Seating at quizzo is one of those uncertainties in life. How many people are going? Will they all make reservations? How will Kevin embarrass himself this week?

Through this petition, we hope to designate Holly Bergin Pitcavage as our permanent table reserver. She has the guts. She has the skill. She is without a doubt the person most qualified for this exalted title. All she needs is a little motivation.

All it takes is your signature. You can do it on your lunch break, or even while you're dropping a huge deuce because you got the quesarito at lunch, knowing that there are places that man should not tread. Either way, your signature matters. Make a difference. Please?