End Cannibalistic Devouring Rituals in Supreme Court with Hufu

In America\'s Finest News Source, The Onion, it has been revealed that Supreme Court Justice Sandra Day O\'Connor was demonically devoured in an ancient, secret ritual by the remaining Justices. The AntiCentenarian wishes to support the progressive movement of the American Justice system out of the mindless, cannibalistic, regressive haze of the current court body and promote healthier, happier living. We feel that, while surely the Supreme Justices will be hesitant to remove such a time-honored and valued ritual such as the devouring of an associate, that a healthy compromise can be reached. We petition the Supreme Court of the United States of America to officially and publically adopt the tofu-based human-flesh supplement Hufu as the official food product for each and every ritualistic devouring of an associate Justice in the future who either retires or expires from public service whilst sitting upon the bench.

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The Breaking News Story at The Onion http://www.theonion.com/news/index.phpissue=4130 Hufu http://www.eathufu.com/home.asp Visit the Supreme Court here: http://www.supremecourtus.gov/ The AntiCentenarian: http://anticentenarian.blogspot.com

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