Sullivan should relocate to Columbus in 2008

The petition

We the undersigned hereby proclaim our unconditional support of any decision by Sullivan, currently residing in the state of kansas, where which he will move all or none of his earthly possessions or anything inbetween, as well as himself, to the great city of Columbus Ohio.

We also agree that he should be rewarded for completing this move, with such rewards as women, booze, and any other manner of things that may entice him to heed our calls. We do not however, make any intention to provide him with said rewards, we only agree that he should in fact receive them. The manner in which these rewards will be obtained and distributed will be decided on at a future date, currently unknown, and likely to never be known.

In the case that Sullivan decides not to follow the text of this petition, we agree that we will support his decision, though we do reserve the right to continue to pester him about moving to Columbus.

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