We, the presenters of Archipelago Music (Scilly's most confused specialist music show) want a sub woofer in the studio. Nothing more. We have conducted studies, and even the bassiest of tunes sends barely a ripple through our vertebrae currently. This is beneath the international UN standards of bass. This fact would not please Ban Ki-moon. Just look how sad he is - http://ind.pn/ScCj20 Why do you want Ban Ki-moon to stay miserable? What has he ever done to you? Please, Make Ban Ki-moon smile again. He did love to smile before this whole sub-based sordid affair. http://bit.ly/XGPZ8L We do not feel that we are taking things too far. A sub would just be a nice addition. Why does has the world not realise this yet? Did we offend it? If we did, then sorry world, but we REALLY want a sub. Please?