Browns Bluewater has decreed that all men should either be clean shaven or have a full beard. Glen Edwards is one of those poor souls who looks like a fat baby clean shaven, and has a full ginger beard if he grows it. Stubble is the way forward for this young man, stubble is the source of his wit and unrivalled sexuality. Take away his stubble you leave him a firebeard or a fat baby. We need to stand and make Browns Bluewater realise the implications of their actions. Glen Edwards is not alone, there are many others out there. We need to rally, we need to be organised, we need revolution! Otherwise one day we may wake up all looking like fat babies