We, the People of the first floor of McCormick Low-Rise, hereby request that, effective immediately, Victoria Iris Carey of McCormick Low-Rise room 6102B stops utilizing the common vocabulary of a truck stop diner waitress including, but not limited to, the following words: hon, dear, babe, dearie, and sweetie. Any use of these words should be dealt with in the strictest sense of the community, i.e. shunning. We seek to collect the signatures of over two-thirds of the McCormick Low-Rise first floor, inclusive of suites 6101, 6102 and 6103. With our forces aligned, may we finally stop the menace that is Victoria Carey's word choice.

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