We the undersigned insist that the snow is turned off. Not only does it affect the jobs, livliehoods and integrity of Global Warming campaigners, news reporters are now finding it increasingly difficult to report new stories about it and it which is causing stress and anxiety amongst the media. Snowmen gangs are appearing in alarming numbers, many seen scouting private dwellings for days now. If we don't stop the snow, there is a risk that our streets will be overrun by snowmen and it may become too dangerous to leave home as there is a real risk of snowman muggings.