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Name: Lukas '666' Johnson on Sep 28, 2007Comments: I never was interested in Satan, in fact, i had never even heard of him until I went to a SYH show...now I just can't get enough! Please-STOP THIS BAND before more kids turn into 13 year old, satan obsessed, zombie, vampire, beasts of the night like me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Flag
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Name: Glenn Danzig on Sep 28, 2007Comments: SHUT UP DANTEFlag
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Name: Anonymous on Sep 28, 2007Comments:Flag
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Name: Chuck on Sep 28, 2007Comments: I listened to the Schoolyard Heroes album and immediately killed my cat. Please, stop the madness!Flag
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Name: I H8 SCH00LY4RD H3R035 :( on Sep 28, 2007Comments: Schoolyard Heroes killed my brother at a recent show and sacrificed him to the devil. I don't want my future kids listening to this trash. Plz to be killing this band kthx P.S. This petition is lulzy. Thanks parents who can't do their job properly :DFlag
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Name: Riley on Sep 28, 2007Comments: I used to be owner of a pet shop until Schoolyard Heroes toured the area. A group of knife wielding 13 year old girls ransacked the store and before my very eyes, sacrificed every single animal we had in stock. They kept chanting the words "They Made Me Do It" over and over whilst dressed in their gothic black S.H t-shirts. What makes it worse is that none of the little brats even paid for their sacrifical offerings.Flag
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Name: SYH FAN! on Sep 28, 2007Comments: Youg guys are stupid! Don't count this as signature on your stupid petition! I barely found out about this band two weeks ago. They are amazing! It's just music people! Get over yourselves!Flag
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Name: Dick N. Paunts on Sep 28, 2007Comments:Flag
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Name: Colin on Sep 28, 2007Comments: i just went to the myspace page of these schoolyard heroes and was appalled. now, i don't think I am a parent (i moved around alot growing up), but I don't think I would allow my kids to listen to this. Oh, don't get me wrong, i am now a fellow xenophobic, overreacting, grossly naive and misinformed zealot parent like the rest of you, I just know crappy contrived music when I hear it, and I would hope that my child would have better taste and listen to better music while stealing the lunch money from your over-protected, goth-in-waiting kid. In closing, I would like to volunteer my time in helping this band disappear.Flag
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Name: Jk on Sep 28, 2007Comments: wwjd, guys This music isn't Christian. ]:Flag
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Name: Corniculus on Sep 28, 2007Comments: YEAH FUCK TITTIES W00T I FUCKING LOVE BUTTSEXZORZ LOFLFlag
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Name: A Concerned Student on Sep 28, 2007Comments: i am not boycotting or petitioning schoolyard heroes. whoever wrote the is petition obviously doesn't care about the other facets of the media that spew violence and sex and gore. what about rap music, which blatantly objectifies women, condones gang violence and drug use, and also the crude language and reinforcement of racial stereotypes. then t here's also the programming on major network tv which borders on r ratings and softcore pornography. this shit is everywhere. the bottom line is, if you're so concerned about what your kids are doing, take some time to get involved and talk them about their lives. that seems to be the best way to avoid a tragedy, not censoring what your kids see or do. step up and be a fucking parent.Flag
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Name: XThis Eye Bleeds TearSx on Sep 28, 2007Comments: Please stop this band. I used to be a normal unhappy kid who hated my parents and kicked my dog. One day, my friend brought me to a School Yard Heros show and gave me some cocaine and all of the sudden I became happy and like to pick flowers and bird watch and ocassionally redecorate my room with items I purcahse at Pier 1. I hate who I've become. Please stop this band and cocaine and president bush and satan and hitler and ronald regan even though the last three are dead I know they will come back as zombies and combine forces to create the most badass evil being on Earth.Flag
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Name: Sean O'Connor on Sep 28, 2007Comments: This is a fake petition. It's not real. It was made up (probably by the band or one of their fans) to drum up publicity. FAKE! FAKE! FAKE!Flag
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Name: Jonathan Matthew Vela on Sep 28, 2007Comments: Jesus came to me in a vision last night. He said that he just got a text on his sidekick from God. God did say that School Yard Heroes are at the top of all time evil people. But, Hitler and Saddam Hussein are just barely edging them out for all time honors.Flag
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Name: Sean O'Connor on Sep 28, 2007Comments: This is a fake petition. It's not real. It was made up (probably by the band or one of their fans) to drum up publicity. FAKE! FAKE! FAKE!Flag
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Name: Fred on Sep 28, 2007Comments: I am only signing this in protest to your petition. I dont beleive that an intellegent child would run away from home because of some bad lyrics. There has to be an understanding that the music industry although some would say like to stay mainstream, have another agenda making rockstars. The only way to do this to create a cult following, bands like Led Zepplin, AC/DC, Bon Jovi, and Bruce Springstein all have achieved this. Schoolyard heroes is simply just another band in the Goth/Black/Gore genre. I am sure if you were to write the band and ask who there infualences are you would see that they are very simulair to your childrens. I guess the best thing you can do for your children and maybe figeur out this scene with them. Perhaps you the parent might want to also look into bands that might send a more positive messege and still be all creepy and cool. Finally just remember Goth is always going to be about fucking, drinking, drugs, and the counter culture. So if you think your kids are going to run away maybe you need to give them a good dose of reality and stop blaming the band.Flag
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Name: Pixie on Sep 28, 2007Comments: Schoolyard Heroes actually killed me and sacrificed me to their Dark Lord the last time they played in NYC. I am writing this very serious comment from the shallow grave their drummer dug using his clawed hands. Thank Satan someone has an unsecured wireless connection and the band's bassist is actually a pretty nice guy, as he dumped my laptop in my grave with me while the singer and guitarist performed a zombie ritual over my corpse.Flag
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Name: Dolorbrigand on Sep 28, 2007Comments: without this petition I would have never saved so much money on the Satanic Bible Download off of Ebay that is advertised by Google on this page. thanks shit4brain parents and the over zealous right! oh and this band is on Universal, so im sure the christians at the top will keep the satanism in check long enough to piggy back off of MCR's popularity.Flag
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Name: Anonymous on Sep 28, 2007Comments: IF YOU ALL WORNT SUCH TERRIBLY STUPID PARENTS YOUR KIDS WOULDN'T BE RUNNING AWAY. ITS THE FACT THAT YOUR CHILD WOULD RATHER LIVE ON THE ROAD THAN UNDER YOUFlag
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Name: Anonymous on Sep 28, 2007Comments: This is ridiculous, if you're dumb enough to think Schoolyard Heroes are Satantic, then you deserve to have Satan worshipping kids (a bit of a catch-22 I guess). You really like to throw around that word "evil". I'm more scared of misinterpretive, over-reactive, ignorant, fundamentalist parents than sarcastic rock bands or the kids who listen to them.Flag
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Name: G.I. Shane on Sep 28, 2007Comments: Dear Parents. Whats wrong with you The Schoolyard Heroes are out there giving your kids a safe place to spend their nights. Would you rather your kids were out getting into trouble on the streets, or at a show where there are security guards keeping your kids away from that stuff They are not Satanist, or child killers, they don't encourage kids to kill each other. I don't even understand how you got to half of these points. Why are you spending so much time worrying about what some kids from Seattle have decided to do for a living instead of paying attention to your own kids Maybe if you spend some time with your kids and get to know them you would understand why they are listening to the Schoolyard heroes. Stop trying to destroy other peoples lives and go talk to your kids. Spend time with them. Take your kids out to dinner and get to know them, rather than wasting your time spying on them and making your kids hate your guts. Thank you. ShaneFlag
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Name: Ryan Hawes on Sep 28, 2007Comments: Wow i went and saw this band and the lead singer turned me on so much i thought about naughty things! I think the bible told me that was evil......screw that! this band is great! you parents need to talk to your kids and make sure that they realize killing and suicide are wrong. if your kid blows his head off over song lyrics than i think somebody dropped the ball there. making a scapegoat out of a band when your kid kills himself is so fucking wrong and ignorant. IT'S YOUR FAULT NOT A BANDS!!!!!! hail satan......Flag
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Name: Fuck You on Sep 28, 2007Comments: UHH BE A FUCKING PARENT. Don't police the world cause you are too ignorant to watch your kids. If you don't want them listening to something then thats your job for YOUR KIDS. I don't want someone else telling me what I can and can't do and what my kids can and can't do. Its not my fault you are so out of touch with your children you never taught them the difference between fantasy and reality. Maybe if you would take a second and talk to your kids and find out whats bothering them, i guarentee you the answer will have something to do with you, and how you are too busy blaming everything else for their problems. Spend time with your kids and stop crusading around the world trying to protect everyone, it doesn't do a damn thing. So yeah im going to listen to this band, which i had never heard of before this petition, and im going to go to my local middle school and distribute free copies of their music to the kids.Flag
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Name: Matt on Sep 28, 2007Comments: THey are so scary and satanic. These guys are like Marilyn Manson, Eminem, and Elvis wrapped up into one child-corrupting supergroup! I know a guy who knows a guy whose kid once listened to these guys and then BACKTALKED HIS ELDERS! If the government doesn't overturn the First Amendment just to stop this band of rogue priests from preaching its hateful message, this relatively unknown band WILL BE THE DOWNFALL OF AMERICA, APPLE PIE, THE WHITE RACE, AND ALL WE HOLD SACRED!Flag
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Name: Nouela on Sep 28, 2007Comments: long live schoolyard heroes and this free hilarious publicity! thank god for the ignorant parents of the world!! rock on!!Flag
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Name: Andrew on Sep 28, 2007Comments: grow up, there are much larger problems in the world than this bandFlag
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Name: Ben Dover on Sep 28, 2007Comments: this is retarded!Flag
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Name: Satan on Sep 28, 2007Comments: Hey, guys, I would really appreciate it if you would take my name off the site, I'm just not comfortable being associated with such a dark band. Thank you.Flag
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Name: Anonymous on Sep 28, 2007Comments:Flag
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Name: Gabe Saporta on Sep 28, 2007Comments: These guys aren't punk.trust me. I'd knowFlag
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Name: Miss E on Sep 28, 2007Comments: They're dangerous, alright. If they don't break up soon, the world may be buried in a swarm in idiotic petitions.Flag
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Name: Anonymous on Sep 28, 2007Comments: Schoolyard Heroes and Alkaline Trio are both awful. Their lead singers ate my baby sister /and/ my dog!Flag
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Name: Anonymous on Sep 28, 2007Comments: Ryann from School Yard Heroes bit the head off one of my family's chickens when their tour bus stopped near my home. It was terrible.Flag
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Name: Smj on Sep 28, 2007Comments: Kids running away from home is the least of your problems. One day I was walking my cute little beagle near the neighborhood that those satanists schoolyard heroes grew up in when they drove by in their tour van......... Ryann stopped the van and Jonah jumped out and knifed me under my ribs up into my chest cavity while gauging my eyes out with red hot pokers. As the other three members fought over my spilling blood to mix with vodka, Jonah went after my dog. I can't even write what he did to him. After my entire blood supply had been drained, the four of them summond me back to life with a zombie raising satanic potion. (it was actually pretty interesting, I'd never seen anything like it.) However, this sucks, now I walk around half alive and half dead. I am hungry, but can't eat, thristy, and can't drink..... I also have to pee really really bad, but no matter how hard I try, I just can't go. My dog on the other hand is no longer a cute little beagle, he is now a blood thristy, green eye glowing, angry zombie dog. Unfortunatly, we infested my wife and are sure to have little zombie kids one day who go on to procreate as well. Because of the Schoolyard heroes, my life is ruined, my wife's life is ruined, and my poor little beagle's life is ruined. Please stop them to keep from turning other innocent victims into zombies. I don't know if you've ever seen a real zombie, but people that look dead with skin decaying off a soiled skeleton is not very attractive at all.Flag
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Name: Bob on Sep 28, 2007Comments: fuck these assholesFlag
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Name: Young Hova on Sep 28, 2007Comments: Mom says Dad is Satan...Flag
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Name: Anonymous on Sep 28, 2007Comments: Which is worse, Schoolyard Heroes, Or Akon You tell me I see you windin' n grindin' up on that pole, I know you see me lookin' at you and you already know I wanna fuck you,(fuck you) you already know I wanna fuck you,(fuck you) you already know, girl Money in the air as mo feel grab you by your coat tail take you to the motel, hoe sale, don't tell, wont tell, baby said I don't talk Dogg but she told on me, oh well, take a picture wit me, what the flick gon' do, baby stick to me & ima stick on u, if you pick me then ima pick on you, d-o-double g and I'm here to put this dick on you, I'm stuck on pussy n urs is right, wrip riding them poles and them doors is tight and tighter and ima get me a shot for the end of the night cause pussy is pussy and baby you're pussy for life. I see you windin' n grindin' up on that pole, I know you see me lookin' at you and you already know I wanna fuck you,(fuck you) you already know I wanna fuck you,(fuck you) you already know, girl Shorty I can see you ain't lonely handful of niggas n they all got cheese, so you looking at me now whats it's gonna be just another tease far as I can see, tryin'to get you up out this club if it means spendin' a couple dubs, throwin' bout 30 stacks in the back make it rain like that cause I'm far from a scrub, u know my pedigree, ex-deala use to move phetamines, girl I spend money like it don't mean nuttin' n besides I got a thang for u. I see you windin' n grindin' up on that pole, I know you see me lookin' at you and you already know I wanna fuck you,(fuck you) you already know I wanna fuck you,(fuck you) you already know, girl Mobbin' through club in low pressing I'm sitting in the back in the smokin' section (just smoking), birds eye, I got a clear view, you cant see me but I can see you (baby I see u), its cool we jet the mood is set, your pussy is wet you rubbing your back and touching your neck, your body is movin' you humpin' n jumpin' your titties is bouncin' you smilin' n grinin' n looking at me. Girl n while your lookin' at me I'm ready to hit the caddy right up on the patio move the patty to the caddy, baby you got a phatty the type Id like to marry wantin' to just give you everything ' that's kinda scary, cause I'm loving the way you shake your ass, bouncin', got me tippin' my glass, Normally don't get caught up to fast but I got a thang for you. I see you windin' n grindin' up on that pole, I know you see me lookin' at you and you already know I wanna fuck you,(fuck you) you already know I wanna fuck you,(fuck you) you already know, girl I see you windin' n grindin' up on that pole, I know you see me lookin' at you and you already know I wanna fuck you, (fuck you) you already know I wanna fuck you, (fuck you) you already know, girlFlag
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Name: A Concerned Listener on Sep 28, 2007Comments: Umm yeah I heard there was a slaughtering of the innocent. I am here to apply as executioner. Oh sorry I thought this was suppose to be the club baby seals petition, because im all for that. oh and for you those of you who think this is satanic....Judge not lest ye be judged. You who are without sin. Let him cast the first stone. Lets be christians about it. oh yeah I grew up in the church. Words have power, but ignorance is petheticFlag
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Name: John Doe on Sep 28, 2007Comments: Nice way to hype your own band. How egocentric do you have to be to think that anyone who would be offended has even heard of youFlag
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Name: Robin Pecknold on Sep 28, 2007Comments:Flag
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Name: Hugh G Rection on Sep 28, 2007Comments: You guys are seriously gullible. You just fell for the lamest publicity stunt in recent history. I don't know who is the bigger idiot, people who signed because they didn't want their kids listening to this shitty band or people who signed to defend this shitty band from what is probably the band itself. Congrats idiots, you have just been duped. Your prize... being complete tools. Like anyone gives a shit about the fucking School Yard heroes.Flag
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Name: TheUno on Sep 28, 2007Comments: I was recently appalled to learn that David Koresh was SYH's original bass player but left the band over creative differences.Flag
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Name: Anonymous on Sep 29, 2007Comments:Flag
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Name: Anonymous on Sep 29, 2007Comments: you stupid fucking ignorant parents, how fucking dare you try to rid the band schoolyard heroes from our ears! it won't happen and you cannot control your children what they listen to. i mean would you rather have you daughter getting pregnant at like age 13-14 or listen to this band would you rather have your sons go out everynight and do drugs and getting drunk at a party and later you get a call that your son was killed or seriously hurt in a car accident or them stay at home listening to this band or going to their show and having fun and keeping away from all the evil you parents have no fucking idea how you try to get rid of everything that makes your child happy. i remember when pokemon came out, you guys threw a fucking fit about that and got it banned from schools and churches and shit. come on nowm stop being so fucking ignorant, grow up and listen to your child. stop trying to control them and try to stop a band...such bullshit...you can sign some stupid fucking piece of fucking paper to just have the band go away! how stupid are you petitions don't make everything better. what the fuck ever! schoolyard heroes saved my life, they give me inspiration as an artist and just wait till my band comes out and you try to ban us, prepare for one fucking heavy storm then.Flag
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Name: God S. Dead on Sep 29, 2007Comments: Who's more silly, christians or satanists I guess it's a draw. Anyone who believes there is a magical force for good or evil, much less the idea of good and evil is pretty insane. Then again, anyone who believes this is a real petition and not a marketing ploy might be a close second. What a great culture huhFlag
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Name: Vajzeen Agmorous on Sep 29, 2007Comments: The lyrics are completely atrocious to our civil society. I have personally witness terrible acts that this band have caused in my fair neighborhood. Preteens dressed in black, pink, and red entrapping squirrels and cats, putting their entrails on a spit, and burning them with melted marshmallows over an open fire pit on a neighbor's front lawn. My private no-no parts gets tight with fear whenever I hear this band's cursed songs. Evil I say, just evil.Flag
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Name: Vajzeen Agmorous on Sep 29, 2007Comments: The lyrics are completely atrocious to our civil society. I have personally witness terrible acts that this band have caused in my fair neighborhood. Preteens dressed in black, pink, and red entrapping squirrels and cats, putting their entrails on a spit, and burning them with melted marshmallows over an open fire pit on a neighbor's front lawn. My private no-no parts gets tight with fear whenever I hear this band's cursed songs. Evil I say, just evil.Flag
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Name: Anonymous on Sep 29, 2007Comments: People are retarded. I'm just signing this for the hell of it.Flag
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Name: Christina on Sep 29, 2007Comments: Schoolyard Heroes are not "Satanists". Period. They are some of the nicest people you will ever meet. Why don't you parents talk to your kids and really try to be a part of their life instead of taking a part of it awayFlag