| # | Name | Comments |
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| 101 | Anonymous | Oh my god...Its like watching detroit rock city all over again.
This band is not satanic. Their lyrics are the equivalent to the language they here on cartoon network. yeah, its all patty wagon at first, but after a while, it gets dark, and it goes to family guy. Dear god, even futurama, who will stop this! [that was sarcastic]
the point is, your kids are going to get into worse crap than this. instead of ruining this bands dreams, why dont you sit your kids down and talk to them? fucking family table, dont you watch nick at nite!? |
| 102 | Anonymous | all of you concerned parents out there are asshats. be a real parent and don't let your kid listen to the music then you fucking retards. don't get mad when you hear a song about satan pissing into god's asshole. freedom of speech definitely out weighs freedom to neglect your child in the sense that you're ignoring what they do until it's too late. only YOU can prevent another columbine and VT tragedy. |
| 103 | Erika | |
| 104 | fishy | a fish is a fish is a fish is a fish and fish you! you are not a fish or worthy to be a fish so you are not a good fish but neither are you a bad fish because you are just scum. |
| 105 | fuck off | shut the fuck up. |
| 106 | duke wellington | you guys are a bunch of dumb fucks, sitting at home while everyones off doing something you stay at home soccor middle aged mom bitches. You really think a petition is going to get shit done? Go sit on your pool boys dick fuckers |
| 107 | austin bowman | maybe these kids need satan. who is to say that satan is even real.. has anyone actually seeeen satan? maybe im satan and i dont even know. WHO CARES WHAT MUSIC KIDS LISTEN TO. |
| 108 | Brett Grove | I've housed this band at my abode many times and found them to be very intelligent polite persons. Jonah is a very standup individual. Go attack an asshole like Danzig. Read the lyrics of' Bullet' and 'Last Caress' BY THE MISFITS you ignorant people. |
| 109 | Anonymous | I've housed this band at my abode many times and found them to be very intelligent polite persons. Jonah is a very standup individual. Go attack an asshole like Danzig. Read the lyrics of' Bullet' and 'Last Caress' BY THE MISFITS you ignorant people. |
| 110 | Anonymous | Jesus God - PLEASE JESUS - Save our YOUTH! OUR YOUTH! From these DEMONS! With their leathery wings and fiery breath! They SPEW these SATAN WORDS - FROM THE BOWELS OF HELL! They're probably WITCHES, or at the very least, GAY. They want to TURN OUR CHILDREN INTO GAY WITCHES! also, the earth is only 5000 years old. Definitely. Says so right in the bible. Also, evolution is bullshit. Also, Jesus was born to a virgin. Really. Also, sun goes around the earth. SATAN! |
| 111 | Anonymous | i just checked them out. they are great! thanks |
| 112 | Jesse Toe | Are you serious? How can you honestly belive that music drives kids to madness!! If anything is driving kids mad is their PARENTS!! Who dont have the time to spend 15-30 minutes a day with them!! KIDS act out in violence for their parents attention!!
I am a father of two Girls!! 15 & 13! And they listen to SCHOOLYARD HEROES! I find no evil in SYH! I find evil in your message!!! |
| 113 | Anonymous | Their music made me kill my dog!!! DARN THEM TO HECK |
| 114 | Anthony Zart | Hooray! Youre another mindless, idiotic christian conservative!!! IF THEY KILLED THEIR FANS, WHO WOULD BUY THEIR CDS???
Think for yourself you fucking sheep!!! |
| 115 | Snoop Dogg. | Down with music! Music with meaning sucks!. While we are at it let's get read of Fall Out Boy and My Chemical Romance! (sarcasm) No but for real. This is beyond stupid. Whoever wrote this is a piece of shit. |
| 116 | Glenn Danzig | Schoolyard Heroes' lyrics made me chop off my own head. Of course, I missed, severed a major artery, and am now a quadrapalegic who's typing this with his massively hung tongue. Why couldn't they be more like Pat Boone? |
| 117 | Terry | Greetings, I am a parent of two children, an son in the 8th grade and a daughter starting her freshman year at CWU in Washington State. My son's not a big SYH fan. Never has been. My daughter loves them, I love them. There's a healthy dose of showmanship and irony in a lot of what they do; but watch them perform, catch the wry smile creasing Jonah's or Ryann's lips as they banter between songs and you know. It's not that their load in ritual involves always making they draw the pentagram just right on the band room floor; it's that they've got their thing, and they have fun with it. It's like Rocky Horror Picture Show meets an old B&W Dracula film. I used to perform in traditional live melodrama plays, and there, as with SYH, it's about being over the top and dramatic and a showman. They do it amazingly well. Kids aren't stupid! Give our young people a little credit. They've been listening to things that piss their parents off for decades haven't they? It's about them establishing a little independence, and if you think busting a record, tossing a shirt, or burning a book or two is going to help, well, it's not the kids who are stupid. Talk to your kids. Learn what it is they like. Tell them what you think. The greatest lesson a parent can learn is that they can actually learn from their children. By the way, the CD in my car changer the past three days as I commute to and from work? Abominations. My god. They named the record Abominations. Surely it must be filled with abominations! How ... erm ... abominable ... Suddenly I have an urge to build a snowman ... |
| 118 | Anonymous | the fall of troy rules lol |
| 119 | Anonymous | the fall of troy rules lol |
| 120 | Russell F | Just wait until you people have children, then you'll understand why us parents feel the way we feel. |
| 121 | Anonymous | |
| 122 | Suck a Duck | Theres a reason there is a Explicit Warning label on music so people know whats on it and are warned it may contain inappropriate lyrics. Plus no one is MAKING you listen to it. FREEDOM OF SPEECH |
| 123 | Avery Braverman | Schoolyard Heroes are the most destructive Satanic force in the world today. Extensive research and investigation has proven that they incited 9/11, staged the Enron scandal, rallied the Sunni Muslims against the Shia Muslims, killed a whole bunch of babies and totally rocked our socks off at the Marquee in Denver a couple weeks ago! You guys are awesome! Ryann, I'd totally be your male groupie. Think about it? |
| 124 | SYH | This band is Sweet! |
| 125 | shitty | |
| 126 | Anonymous | I think the reason your children runaway is because you are such horrible parents. They are better off than under the watchful eye of your ass-backwards way of thinking. Do them a favor and ALLOW them to listen to music they want to. You are breeding generations of assholes just like yourselves if you let this continue. If this band is stopped because of your stupid petition, well then i hope i see you AND your children in hell. FUCK OFF!!!! |
| 127 | Alex Wilhelm | fuck this shit |
| 128 | Juan | they made me kill my parents! |
| 129 | Chelsea | I hate them. I don't understand why they're suddenly becoming popular. How grossssss. |
| 130 | noah | i killed my best friend after listening to the shy cd he gave me |
| 131 | Lukas '666' Johnson | I never was interested in Satan, in fact, i had never even heard of him until I went to a SYH show...now I just can't get enough! Please-STOP THIS BAND before more kids turn into 13 year old, satan obsessed, zombie, vampire, beasts of the night like me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| 132 | Glenn Danzig | SHUT UP DANTE |
| 133 | Anonymous | |
| 134 | Chuck | I listened to the Schoolyard Heroes album and immediately killed my cat. Please, stop the madness! |
| 135 | I H8 SCH00LY4RD H3R035 :( | Schoolyard Heroes killed my brother at a recent show and sacrificed him to the devil. I don't want my future kids listening to this trash. Plz to be killing this band kthx?
P.S. This petition is lulzy. Thanks parents who can't do their job properly :D |
| 136 | Riley | I used to be owner of a pet shop until Schoolyard Heroes toured the area. A group of knife wielding 13 year old girls ransacked the store and before my very eyes, sacrificed every single animal we had in stock.
They kept chanting the words "They Made Me Do It" over and over whilst dressed in their gothic black S.H t-shirts. What makes it worse is that none of the little brats even paid for their sacrifical offerings. |
| 137 | SYH FAN! | Youg guys are stupid! Don't count this as signature on your stupid petition!
I barely found out about this band two weeks ago. They are amazing!
It's just music people! Get over yourselves! |
| 138 | Dick N. Paunts | |
| 139 | colin | i just went to the myspace page of these schoolyard heroes and was appalled. now, i don't think I am a parent (i moved around alot growing up), but I don't think I would allow my kids to listen to this.
Oh, don't get me wrong, i am now a fellow xenophobic, overreacting, grossly naive and misinformed zealot parent like the rest of you, I just know crappy contrived music when I hear it, and I would hope that my child would have better taste and listen to better music while stealing the lunch money from your over-protected, goth-in-waiting kid.
In closing, I would like to volunteer my time in helping this band disappear. |
| 140 | jk | wwjd, guys? This music isn't Christian. ]: |
| 141 | Corniculus | YEAH FUCK TITTIES W00T
I FUCKING LOVE BUTTSEXZORZ LOFL |
| 142 | a concerned student | i am not boycotting or petitioning schoolyard heroes. whoever wrote the is petition obviously doesn't care about the other facets of the media that spew violence and sex and gore. what about rap music, which blatantly objectifies women, condones gang violence and drug use, and also the crude language and reinforcement of racial stereotypes. then t here's also the programming on major network tv which borders on r ratings and softcore pornography. this shit is everywhere. the bottom line is, if you're so concerned about what your kids are doing, take some time to get involved and talk them about their lives. that seems to be the best way to avoid a tragedy, not censoring what your kids see or do. step up and be a fucking parent. |
| 143 | xThis eye bleeds tearSx | Please stop this band. I used to be a normal unhappy kid who hated my parents and kicked my dog. One day, my friend brought me to a School Yard Heros show and gave me some cocaine and all of the sudden I became happy and like to pick flowers and bird watch and ocassionally redecorate my room with items I purcahse at Pier 1. I hate who I've become. Please stop this band and cocaine and president bush and satan and hitler and ronald regan even though the last three are dead I know they will come back as zombies and combine forces to create the most badass evil being on Earth. |
| 144 | Sean O'Connor | This is a fake petition. It's not real. It was made up (probably by the band or one of their fans) to drum up publicity. FAKE! FAKE! FAKE! |
| 145 | Jonathan Matthew Vela | Jesus came to me in a vision last night. He said that he just got a text on his sidekick from God. God did say that School Yard Heroes are at the top of all time evil people. But, Hitler and Saddam Hussein are just barely edging them out for all time honors. |
| 146 | Sean O'Connor | This is a fake petition. It's not real. It was made up (probably by the band or one of their fans) to drum up publicity. FAKE! FAKE! FAKE! |
| 147 | Fred | I am only signing this in protest to your petition. I dont beleive that an intellegent child would run away from home because of some bad lyrics. There has to be an understanding that the music industry although some would say like to stay mainstream, have another agenda making rockstars. The only way to do this to create a cult following, bands like Led Zepplin, AC/DC, Bon Jovi, and Bruce Springstein all have achieved this. Schoolyard heroes is simply just another band in the Goth/Black/Gore genre. I am sure if you were to write the band and ask who there infualences are you would see that they are very simulair to your childrens. I guess the best thing you can do for your children and maybe figeur out this scene with them. Perhaps you the parent might want to also look into bands that might send a more positive messege and still be all creepy and cool. Finally just remember Goth is always going to be about fucking, drinking, drugs, and the counter culture. So if you think your kids are going to run away maybe you need to give them a good dose of reality and stop blaming the band. |
| 148 | pixie | Schoolyard Heroes actually killed me and sacrificed me to their Dark Lord the last time they played in NYC. I am writing this very serious comment from the shallow grave their drummer dug using his clawed hands. Thank Satan someone has an unsecured wireless connection and the band's bassist is actually a pretty nice guy, as he dumped my laptop in my grave with me while the singer and guitarist performed a zombie ritual over my corpse. |
| 149 | dolorbrigand | without this petition I would have never saved so much money on the Satanic Bible Download off of Ebay that is advertised by Google on this page. thanks shit4brain parents and the over zealous right! oh and this band is on Universal, so im sure the christians at the top will keep the satanism in check long enough to piggy back off of MCR's popularity. |
| 150 | Anonymous | IF YOU ALL WORNT SUCH TERRIBLY STUPID PARENTS YOUR KIDS WOULDN'T BE RUNNING AWAY. ITS THE FACT THAT YOUR CHILD WOULD RATHER LIVE ON THE ROAD THAN UNDER YOU |