DOCTOR IN DISTRESS Eighteen months is too long to wait Bring back the Doctor, don't hesitate It was a cold wet night in November Twenty-two years ago There was a police box in a junkyard We didn't know where it would go An old man took two teachers Into time and space It started off a legend That no other could replace Chorus Doctor in distress Let's all answer his SOS Doctor in distress Bring him back now, we won't take less Who's the Doctor over there? There were evil metal creatures Who tried to exterminate Inside each of their casings Was a bubbling lump of hate We met cybernetic humans With no feelings at all Warriors of the ice Who stood over seven feet tall Chorus Bring him back now, we won't take less If we stop his travels he'll be in a mess The galaxy will fall to evil once more With nightmarish monsters fighting a war Chorus No no no no no We learned to accept six Doctors With companions at their side When they were faced with danger They didn't run, they didn't hide There was a Brigadier and a Master And a canine computer Each screaming girl just hoped That a Yeti wouldn't shoot her Chorus x2 All copyrights remain the property of the writers and publishers. Is this the worst charity single of all time?